Random Dump Of Bittersweet Memes

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Dec 5, 2019 10:08 AM EST

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    Text - touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover's once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now imma
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    Cartoon - IVE DECIDED TO STOP CARING ABOUT THINGS.
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    Terrestrial animal
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    Brown - I know we haven't but I've been doing a lot of thinking lately and I want you to know that I mies you Not like "I regret what happened" or even "I want to see you again." Juet.. Been each other, or even talked, in a long time.. Hey T It's strange to think that someone I used that I sometimes go entire days without thinking of you even & 1ittle Moat of the time, I let myself forget, because it's easier. But then I find something... "I miss you." Full stop to know Bo well is now a total et
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    Text - like being alone. I have control over my own space. Therefore, in order to win me over, your presence has to be better than my solitude. You're not competing with another person, you are competing with my comfort zone Horacio Jones
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    Text - jaimeswritings: rendzina: over coffee with my mom this morning: sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn't good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don't match, or our situation isn't quite what we want it to be. don't let that stop you. invite people in anyway. This hit me a little too hard.
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    Purple - IM alcohol! I can till any spacee!! a glass an empty heart a barrel ffO THESQUARECOMICS
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    Text - 4G 63% 12:24 Tweet tech fleece tormund liked abe broman @penis_hernandez when you ask how a white person is doing and they say "livin the dream" thats code for "every morning i wake up wishing i was dead" 12:06 PM 30 Jul 18 3 Retweets 10 Likes Brian Coulter @PhilaBCoulter 11m Replying to @penis_hernandez Felt this in my soul Tweet your reply
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    Animated cartoon - All my jokes are cries for help CN ART
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    Text - hr @hmbnzs bold of me to constantly use the phrase "no worries!" whenl am, in fact, constantly full of many worries 10/23/18, 18:20 9,951 Retweets 22.2K Likes
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    Fictional character
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    Text - Me: I don't have the energy for this. Someone: For what? Me: "gestures vaguely*
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    Text - Depression isn't always sadness It's also feeling numb at 3am but smiling and laughing with friends at 3pm It's also not being able to get out of bed even though you were fine the day before It's also not eating because you aren't hungry or can't be bothered, but also over eating because you're bored and feel empty It's also loving too hard or not at all Depression isn't a constant feeling of sadness, depression can be hidden in happiness. Your depression is valid even if people say it's
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    Text - *Gets asked "how ya doin" at work* My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Ме: "Living the dream"
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    Text - ou may not be pushing we away bυYorcho. fighting to kup m either This is deep. That how I feel about my poo Delivered I could stab you right now.
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    Text - If I'm ever murdered or kidnapped, please don't make up lies about me. do not light up a room. Everyone doesn't want to be my friend. People don't automatically take notice of me. I have a smart mouth and two friends. Tell 20/20 that.
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    Text - iMessage Today 6:59 PM you can't love someone unless you love yourself first bullshit I have never loved myself but you? oh god I loved you so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.
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    Text - If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge???
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    Cartoon - What could be better than serving up smiles? Being dead or anything else.
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    Text - mari @marram023 homework : unfinished sleep schedule ruined self esteem : low body hurts life a mess yee haw
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    Text - "Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying im a busy person"
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    Text - Goth Jackie Burkhart @itstatyannag i watched this girl drop her iced coffee on my way to class and the only thing she said was "i am so sick of being alive"
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    Text - *on a first date* Her: so tell me about yourself Ме: Contents [hide] 1 Early Life 2 The First Disaster 3 Additional Disasters a1 Phlic Fmharraeemant
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    Cup - iwant to die Love morning coffee
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    Text - Tweet Uday Chopra @udaychopra When I die I wanna be buried and not in a casket. I want my dead body to nourish the soil and at least be useful in my death 2:50 p.m. 15 May 18 9 Retweets 66 Likes namecannotbeblank @pizza... 15m Replying to @udaychopra Be useful in life first 1 ti 1 2 Uday Chopra@udaychopra 15m That ship has sailed
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    Text - uGal @anelemkwanazi Someone said "A lot of people struggle with sleep because sleep requires peace" -I felt that
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    Text - @coldifyyy Do u ever sit back and realize ur not anybody's favorite person, ur just kinda there and then you get the sudden urge to distance urself from everyone and chill alone
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    Text - I don't remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I'm sure it wasn't an anxiety ridden, people hating, sarcastic bitch with a wine problem
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    Cartoon - AT THE CINNABAR POKEMON LAB AH! I SEE YOu HAVE A FOssil FOR ME! USING MY RESURRECTION MACHINE I CAN MAKE THAT POKEMON LIVE AGAIN! YouR DOME FOSSIL WILL BECOME THE NOW EXTINCT KAB -EHN- HUH TUG Tvo
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    Cartoon
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    Text - Is there a greeting card for "sorry l isolated myself for a month, I was having a depressive episode and it will definitely happen again?"
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    Face - Turns out I actually have a lot of anxiety for someone who says "I don't give a fuck" constantly @thedryginger
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    Text - iamjamesbanks: the-gameissomething: do you ever feel like you're just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you're just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn't really care if it was gone like you just sort of exist but you don't really mean anything Oh, it's
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    Face - Dr Charlotta Lofqvist @jon_snow_420 anti-choice people who argue "what if YOU had been aborted" are powerless in the face of millenial lust for death Welcome to America black-diaspora Me thinking about not actually being born qaund
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    Text - Hori @LilBHori if anyone pushes me in a pool this summer i'm drowning myself i hope you enjoy your murder charge you fucking slut
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    Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep And if I die before I wake Good 6/3/18, 12:22 PM 4,403 Retweets 18.9K Likes
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    Text - slimetony Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment usbdongle crunchwrap supreme from taco bell
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    Text - Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job
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    Text - what i say: i'm bored what i mean none of my usual hobbies are stimulating enough for me anymore because i am dead inside and i am desperately craving human interaction in a vain attempt to keep myself from slipping into the abyss of insanity
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    Text - Being offended theclockworkcrow: Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you THIS Source: theclockworkcr 1,255 notes
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    Text - friend: how are things me: please don't make me think about my life
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    Shower - Lonely people take longer, hotter showers or baths to replace the warmth they're lacking socially or emotionally. Storm @stormyamaya okay I wasn't expecting to be attacked like that
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    Cartoon - sarcasm_only I'm hungry. I'm tired. I'm fine. My legs hurt. Leave me alone. Come here I want pancakes. Cardio. I'm bloated. Peanut Butter. Love me!
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    Text - John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you. 3/28/18, 12:07 PM
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    Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/rrturro 5h You get put into a room with an absolutely identical clone of yourself (memories and all). Only one of you is allowed to leave. How would you defeat yourself? Discussion 會 188 217 Share BEST COMMENTS GaveUpMyGold.4h 2 Awards "Listen, only one of us can die. Since I'm the original and you're the clone, I've wanted this for MUCH longer. Here are my phone, keys, and wallet. Best of luck."
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    Cartoon - WHY WITCHES ONLY HANG OUT WITH BLACK CATS SHOP. LINGViSTOv.COM
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    Text - Liziwe @LiziweN_ My friend just said to me: have to make peace "Sometimes you with the fact that you are the villain in someone else's story even if you thought you were doing the right thing. You don't get to tell them how to narrate their experience" A word
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    Text - Leo @seasonfordrugs wow adulthood really does hit fast when u spent all of your teenage years thinking u were gonna kill urself eventually 7:23 AM 4/1/19 from Houston, TX Twitter for iPhone 770 Retweets 2,531 Likes
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    Mammal - dog is my name i did an oop it you can see have big boop tcannot bark cant say hi becausel ate a spicy fly a lesson learn too much regret out now we go into the vet
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    Vehicle - Captain's Log Day 39: Roasted unicorn is delicious.
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    Face - New GARNIER Nothing's happening... Ultimate Blends HAND RESTORING CREAM HONEY TREASURES Maybe this will work?...
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    Facial expression
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    Purple - I LOVE BOOZE BOOZE LOVES ME HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE I'M SO SMASHED I'M FALLING ON THE FLOOR ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Cartoon - "GOOD MORNING, DRIVERS! GOOD MORNING, TRUCKERS! GOOD MORNING, ALL YOU UH..LET'S READ SOMETHING ELSE. GOOD MORNING By Samuel L. Jackson HETZGER aook THE FAT CAY
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    Food - The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed... every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WE'RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!" "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC'S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!! He's bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 AM If we don't restart his heart, he's toast! JESUS CRUST JAM IT! "Daddy's in a butter place now, kids.
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    Cartoon - OCTOBER 31ST NOVEMBER 1ST OCTOBER 31ST NOVEMBER 1ST MERRY CHRI OCTOBER 31ST NOVEMBER 1ST HufF Huff Huff OARTBYMOGA
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    Dog - It's a Butt Pug
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    Cartoon - Hey, are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up Centaurs have two ribcages
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    Face - "scratch Finally. "scratch a spotless Wait, is that... apartment! Don't do it "scratch beaereded scratch* MISSANGEST DON'T. DOSIT
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    Cartoon - click click click By continuing using this site you agree to share your cookies Yeah sure whatever. fool click
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    Text - Sydney @bassett_sydney My current body type is like you can sorta tell I work out but you can also tell that I don't say no when someone offers me a cookie
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    Text - Frank Whitehouse @WheelTod If she gives you butterflies don't let her go. Hold her tightly, until she explains what you're supposed to do with the butterflies. 4/4/17, 8:17 AM
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    White - THE THRONE OF ENGLAND IS YOURS WIKIPEDIA ENGLAND
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate. jpfinch1 I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. churchyardgrim I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon lunapics Now we're having a good day again
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    Job - Solcame in here a few months ago and bought this.. -And the antenna's already falling off. Canljust upgrade to an Apple? blah-blahs: This guy wants to be mad but can't
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    Text - reallyfunnyshortjokes 6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day. simonein2015 this is advanced
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    Stuffed toy - when you're anxious but trying to act сol 860
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    Hair - NITY EAR
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    Text - wilwheaton theremina Source: drunkonstep hen I would like to read to you what The Jesus said about homosexuality... 'd like to, but he never said anything about it. mediapathic: nextyearsqirl: This is an enormous chain and I'm sorry, but I need to say this: The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make
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    Text - A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation "I think it's raining. says the man. "No, it's snowing." replies the woman "How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining." Officer Rudolph replies before walking of. The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red rain, dear.
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    Text - couple-of-dumbasses: leviisacutelittleshit: colourfulpantsandarainbowhat: beggars-opera: colourfulpantsandarainbowhat: WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD easy there henry whos henry what thef uck? *faint laughter from Britian* *history teachers crying*
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    Text - Keri Beri @Kercinogen Why is baked pronounced baked but naked isnt pronounced naked? Gugulethu Mhlungu @GugsM Because, as someone said, English is not a language, it's three languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be one. Charlie Short pretty bold of you to say that since you got named after the sound a plunger makes 183
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    Text - GERMAN SPEAKERS: Do you LIKE UMLAUTS? ME No GERMAN SPEAKERS O
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    Text - thaetre indiana jones more like fedora the explorer i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn Im deleting Source: jonathanlarson 340,259 notes A
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    Text - minute and minute shouldn't be spelled the same im not content with this content i object to that object I need to read what I read again Excuse me but there's no excuse for this Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind
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    Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad God: what are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk from almonds God: what?! I gave them, like, 8 animals to get milk from A: they dont like that milk God: [mockingly] tHey DonT LiKe THat miLk *flips a table*
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    Text - aprilwitching candles are how we keep fires as pets annabellioncourt this is unnecessarily adorable Source: aprilwitching 222,715 notes
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    Text - zagreus if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l'gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te *eeoo doctress Okay th*n. "f you'r* sure about th*s. Old Macd*nald had a farm. eieio zagreus i'm going to shatter you like glass
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    Comics - BABY SHOWER I GOT YOU A BABY SHOWER.. OH KAREN! WHAT DID YOU BRING? ... FOR YOUR BABY SHOWER ...I SOAP YOu LIKE IT JESUS CHRIST KAREN GOODBEARCOMICS.com
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the... Minneapolis.
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human is hosting a get together this evening. and i am told there will be snacks. so my goal. will be to convince every single guest. that i have not eaten. in several weeks 1:55 PM - 16 Jun 2018 193K
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    Text - Greg @GrowlyGrego RICK ASTLEY: What do you want for your birthday? WIFE: the UP dvd RICK ASTLEY: No. 2:26 PM 7/15/19 Twitter for iPhone 1,322 Retweets 4,825 Likes randomslasher Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox
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    Blackboard - F YOu BoIl A FUNN BONE IT BECOMES A LAUCHING STOCK.. THATS HUMERUS L
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    Text - 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21
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    Cartoon - Me every time 16 year olds make a new word like yeet and I have to look on urban dictionary
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    Text - 20 minutes ago via Mobile Last night, after I thought all of the trick or treaters were gone, a boy about 12 years old came to my house. He was dressed in all red. Instead of saying 'trick or treat, he said 'I'm your period, sorry l'm late. He got the rest of my candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation. Like Comment 21 people like this. Write a comment... Source: meme4u
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    Vertebrate - awwww-cute An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded sweet-bitsy THIS IS IT THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME BECAUSE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HERDING SHEEP, THIS PUPPY HERE HERDED WITH ALL ITS MIGHT AND THEN SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED A NAP-NAP AND A NAP-NAPIT HAD UPON THOSE SHEEP IT HERDED
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    Text - emerald-loki trashgnomesanonymous johnkatier dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced "jif" and i still wouldn't fucking do it nudityandnerdery I'd just shrug and say, "Okay, thanks, Jod, 'll keep that in mind." srahpls srah #THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x) kinkstertime I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL Source: twinsky 633,280 notes
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    Art - swankydesserts 26 I went to a 90s themed party last night piesandfalcs it's a cup cake minty-me You're too young if you don't know how good that pun truly is
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    Text - badjokesbyjeff AAR I called my friend just now and said, "I have a joke for you." Friend: "Ok shoot" Me: "What has a tiny penis and hangs down?" Friend: "I dunno what?" Me: A ba.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up? Friend: I dunno what? Click lyingnudieonthefloor THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY
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    Text - 252 indentation, paragraph, see paragraph index, 30, 74-76, 150-154, 211-212 lindex, 74, 212 curly brace in argument, 75 idx file entry written by, 208 in command argument, 153 interrow space in array or tabula 169, 207 in eqnarray envirc in \shortstack, 12 interword space, 14, space around, 169 special character in argument, 75 too many on page, 143 \indexentry, 75, 212 on idx file, 208 \indexspace, 75 indicator, error, 29, 134 \inf (inf), 44 subscript of. 190 infinite loop, 252 infinite
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    Space bar - P T L K G M V Ct Ait Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... and i laughed... looks like he put me in my place. Touche IT guy
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    Cat - R 309AI
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