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Spicy Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds just has a way with words. He's truly a world class sh*tposter. The dude just knows how to dominate Twitter with wit and spicy comedy gems. Social media is lucky to have him. 

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    Text - Ryan Reynolds eVancityReynolds Follow I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
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    Text - Ryan Reynolds eVancityReynolds Follow My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury someday.
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    Text - Ryan Reynolds eVancityReynolds Follow I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point
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    Text - Ryan Reynolds eVancityReynolds Follow On Fathers Day, my daughter smiled at me. It was all the gift I needed as I packed a bag and left for 6 years to write a book on parenting.
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    Text - Ryan Reynolds eVancityReynolds Follow Selecting a lower back tattoo for an infant is easy. Finding someone willing to do the work is challenging.
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    Text - Ryan Reynolds eVancityReynolds Follow My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
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    Text - Ryan Reynolds VancityReynolds Follow Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this"
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    Text - Ryan Reynolds VancityReynolds Follow Happy birthday to my baby girl! Sad I lost my virginity. But thankful I have a daughter.
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    Text - Ryan Reynolds VancityReynolds Follow LOVE dressing my daughter in baby clothes. The itsy-bitsy pink pajamas. The tiny white socks. The black leather mask. Cuteness overload!
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