Robust and Sturdy Dump of Tumblr Screenshot "Memes"

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Dec 13, 2019 10:08 AM EST

Solid and reliable Tumblr posts to get thru whatever distraction needs to be gotten thru.

And more tumblr memes here in case there were not sufficient in quantity. 

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    Text - d0nno finish this sentence!!! i really like it when thereallampshady the moon looks like a toenail d0nno why did i think this would go well Source: d0nn0
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    Blue - itsreallystupid: detko2: sixpenceee: This is a model of how many Earth's can fit inside the sun. Damn, that's gotta be at least 12 Well you're not wrong
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    Text - relishboi tumblr: look at this tweet i stole twitter: look at this tumblr post i stole facebook: tumblr. look at this wee: i stale Iitier: look a his umolr post i solo This is so sad can like and comment subscribe? Source: relishboi 10,300 notes
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    Text - beyoncescock me when someone tries to get to know me we are open the door is just very heavy
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    bapouro *dual wielding my new wizard staves* yanmagotchi One casts poison the other also casts poison Source: bapouro
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    Traffic sign - $500 howidiotic no beans. also hammers cost $500 if u want one Source: howidiotic
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    Mammal - 56789645198 HE MAKE AN BIG STEPPY
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    Face - captainsnoop the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious, imagine you're in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury pokemon-diamond-version imagine if obama pronounced you guilty pokemon-diamond-version it'd be the living embodiment of this meme Then perish D:
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    Photo caption - anarcho-shindouism it's dangerous to go alone. take this romy7 thanks
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    Text - ectoplasm-bodyshots omg there's a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend ectoplasm-bodyshots NOT A DOG NOT A DOG BEAR ABORT ABORT ABORT wexdarn Rolling a 1 on a perception check Source: ectoplasm-bodyshots 297,991 notes
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    Text - i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn: thaetre: indiana jones more like fedora the explorer Im deleting Source: larsonjonathan
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    Text - penfairy When my parrot wants pets off someone he'll go up to them, say hello, and lower his head to expose his neck. Recently, however, he's been doing this to a pitch black crevice behind the couch, even trying to cajole the darkness with kissy noises and getting sad when the void won't pet him. How do I explain that dark chasms are not friends? sweetiesugarbird There's a ghost in there voidbat a damn rude one, too. PET THE BIRD.
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    Text - skyenet How Ponify ruined my life composition notebook, which they r supposed to see the notebooks; no one was. This rule edibly uptight about it. Everyy sort of suspected t workers would open a notebook, glance over its nal confessions, but Madeleine's personal fa Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I'm in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribu
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    Text - hungwy 5 shittycryptids a gremlin who lives under your bed and recites vine quotes while you sleep 1,398 notes
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    Text - DISCORD TEAM VOICE & TEXT CHAT hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter "D" look like the letter "9" in hebrew, which is called "pe" and is pronounced sort of like "p" in conclusion: pisscorp thank you for coming to my ted talk capncrystal My friend's husband works for Discord. I had to show her this, and she had to show it to her husband. His reponse? The CEO is Jewish. He knew exactly what he was doing. "They don't
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    Text - writing-prompt-s You've always been able to teleport since the day you were born, with one exception: all eyes have to be turned away from you for you to do it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of your own home, you try to teleport but discover that you cannot. curiousobsession101 YOU CANNOT FAST TRAVEL WHEN THERE ARE ENEMIES NEARBY Source: writing-prompt-s 30,337 notes
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    Text - lesphantomoffleetstreet llamasaremyfavcolour Source: memeluvr2 myheart137: capt9rs: chepibola: rnozzarellasticks: memeluvr2: my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE "WHO ARE YOU TEXTING" AND I PANICKED AND SAID "LUIGI" GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI luigi! at t
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    Text - zanimez me: time for sleepy :) my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA's GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
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    Text - I googled world funniest joke and this was it rameldrive: avoxified: Sherlock Holmos and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have
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    Text - My friend: what're you smiling about ;) Me: nothing My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles
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    Text - globalhypnosis joanoftart Mom says it's my turn to play the xbox Source: globalhypnosis 535 notes
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    Fictional character - (toy ducks quacking ) sciaenops: i was thinking about this picture on the drive home and started laughing so hard that i almost got in a car wreck this picture almost killed me
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    Text - tehrisa: meatbicyclevevo: oate: audidas: 7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox 7 million in the earth free them 347,171 notes
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    Yellow - deanismypatronass: cocolooo: deanismypatronass: cocolooo: i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night I don't believe such a thing exists I was mistaken
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    Dog - just-for-grins: Clearly someone forgot how to dog...so he potato'd instead. S just-for-grins 1,478 notes
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    Text - lesphantomoffleetstreet llamasaremyfavcolour Source: memeluvr2 myheart137: capt9rs: chepibola: rnozzarellasticks: memeluvr2: my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE "WHO ARE YOU TEXTING" AND I PANICKED AND SAID "LUIGI" GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI luigi! at t
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    Text - gooeychewy I'm at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ???????? gooeychewy MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT gooeychewy Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude Source: gooeychewy
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    Pasture - spektrmodule: ultrafunnypictures: 222 Golden Retrievers Gather in Scotland their purpose is unknown and likely sinister s dedalvs Source: utrafunnypictures 812,551 notes ...
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    Product - the last thing my enemies see before succumbing to the grain V wetfruit gettyimages Monty Rakusen 558949639
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    Text - @ heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20 Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all Me:
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    Text - larrys27tattoos: whatisonyobiscuit starrysleeper tribblesexual-jotunn: thelilnan: I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it's disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE what's wrong with you peas are delicious gay people are delicious too no dessert for you until you eat all your gays what the fuck just happened here be quiet and eat your gays
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    Text - saxifraga-x-urbium me: *does not in any way touch my glasses* my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers* celesteandtheirfandoms My glasses have never been clean, ever.
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    Atmospheric phenomenon - viralthings Tour de France delayed due to llamas sitting on roads. new-burg-crossing this is it. this is my aesthetic. I've finally found it.
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    Food - me taking a picture of my pancakes then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn't paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes why is this so goddamn funny
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    Text - eatitrecardo: penelopgarcia: if they dont play 'year 3000' at least once on the new year's of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire You can't cause we'll live under water
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    Text - puppetmoshpit 2 wwhiitep2ioniic2 24,374 publish THINGS TO RELEASE AT A WEDDING CEREMONY VERY COOL UNCOOL THE KRAKEN BUTTERFLIES DOVES PIGEONS WASPS PRISONERS the-fandoms-are-cool: the-drug-child: i love this more then i really should JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON'S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE Source: noirluis
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    Text - today one of my teachers called on a really quiet girl and the class was silent then you heard her whisper "i have the bravery of a chicken nugget please dont" and i couldnt stop laughing
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    Violet - (Laughter from scientists): (More laughter from scientists) prettybluescarf [discovered] [immediately mocked by scientists]
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    Dish - fuckyeahnorwegian: foervraengd: Americans having discourse abt pineapple on pizza are so blissfully unaware of the nightmare that is swedish banana pizza delete sweden immediately what the fuck sweden
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    Nose - maaamaaaaaa uwu d-malorkas Delete this
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    Cat - cathugging HERE HE COMES cathugging HERE HE COMES cathugging HERE HE COMES cathugging HERE HE COMES cathugging HE HAS ARRIVED
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    Cartoon - mattibee Imagine stealing a bitch's look only for bitch to steal the look right back from you 64,122 notes
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    Text - procrasimnation I'm watching Doomsday Preppers. These people have an unbelievably bleak view of hu- manity, like, I'm just saying my family survived the complete disintegration of Lebanese civil society without shanking their neighbours for water or stockpiling hand grenades. procrasimnation If your reaction to a foreseen future economic collapse is to set traps and stockpile guns to kill your neighbours who want some of your huge food stock, you are broken and I have no idea how to fix y
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    Text - tragedycamp the only adjectives in the english language: 1. tender 2. feral prksoda 3. horny tearlessrain for your consideration Tender Lord Byron Tarzan Fandom Hozier Guillermo Feral Horny del Toro movies birdtypeglitch Mild Tender Jesus Lord Byron Fandom Tarzan Hozier Guillermo Feral Horny del Toro movies conquered-gnomes Why is Jesus Feral birdtypeglitch - Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn't give him fruit when it wasn't fruit season - Destroyed a bunch of tables and chas
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    Text - daydreamodyssey You are kind and strong Pessimisnis o false god Remember
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    Furniture - 4GIFSEOM mymistakesandretakes ohscario: dehoppus: this salifcyoucantdenyus: Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left. i like how the cuy on the right is so sho:ked he becomes a teapot he becomes a teapot he becomes a teapot I've been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy
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    Facial expression - zagreus what do you know? crazywolf35O nothing zagreus wis me mothing SOCRATES? 24,389 notes
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    Western lowland gorilla - dangerousminds.net Gorillas make up 'little food songs' while they eat: Listen to them here > According to an article by Brian Owens in New Scientist, a German scientist working in the Congo has discovered a fun new fact about gorillas, that they hum and even sing during mealtimes. A dignityisforotherpeople And it's not like they "sing the same song over and over," commented Luef. "It seems like they are composing their little food songs." According to Ali Vella-Irving
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    Text - asparaguszone ok i love mothman as much as the rest of you guys but you guys need to expand your horizons y'all are sleeping on some of the best cryptids The Cactus cat is a mythical creature and Fearsome Critter that has been reported in the American Southwest. It's described as a bobcat-like animal with thorn-like fur, sharp bones protruding from its front legs and a branched tail. The Cactus Cat has been sighted in the Southwestern desert, in states such as California, Nevada and New M
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    Text - (muffled tooting) @jimpjorps Follow the good news: we finally have solid confirmation on how "gif" is pronounced the bad news: the Old English word gif'if (pronounced "yiff") LIKES RETWEETS 476 433 12:31 PM - 20 Apr 2016 27 proudblackconservative No. ace-pervert yes princewonderland YES yourownpetard This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.
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    Text - lifepro-tips If your SO can't make a decision about where to eat, play the 5-2- 1 game. You give them 5 restaurants, they pick two, and you pick from those. My gf of 3 years is the queen of "wherever" and "I don't care" when it comes to this. This little game fixed our problem immediately. It takes the pressure off of her, but still gives her a choice about where to eat. (this can also work with kids and indecisive friends) periegesisvoid How to hack executive dysfunction
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    Text - Someone: I wanna get to know you Me: alright pick a category MENTAL CHOICES ILLNESS CHILDHOOD SUBSTANCE POOR LIFE TRAUMA THINGSI SHOULDNT SAY INAPPROPRIATE HUMOUR ABUSE $100 $100 $100 $100 $100 $100 $200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $300 $300 $300 $300 $300 $300 $400 $400 $400 $400 $400 $400 $500 $500 $500 $500 $500 $500
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    Text - "She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse" Ezekiel 23:20 CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes 1978 Quasimurder 6d Ezekiel: Becky, do you want to go out? Becky: No thanks needle dick. Ezekiel: scribbles furiously
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    Light - herwhisperisthe-jyp: because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body
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    Text - They think that women YouTubers can't go to heaven because men masturbate over them. This is crazy. 574K views O Like A Share Comment 09 1.6K 419 shares Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.
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    Hand - MirrorHealth O @MirrorHealth - 6h Women warned not to put ice lollies in their vagina to cool off during heatwave #hottestdayoftheyear mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/heal... ♡ 3K 27 1.7K 995 Sarah South-West @SarahWJelly Replying to @MirrorHealth Ah I see. So just the ass then
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    Cheezburger Image 9404617216
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    Facial expression - Well, our budget's been slashed to zero. I tried to buy fertilizer the other day for the soccer field. Request denied. Late We literally can't buy shit.
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    Fashion - Jenny @tinyconfusion kylie minogue and keanu reeves look like what hades and persephone would look like if they had to get interviewed for a bank loan for their kid's college tuition
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    Car
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    Text - This wolf and bear pair were doc- umented travelling, hunting and sharing food together for 10 days.
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    Dog
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    Organism - I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE IN MY DAY AND THE MOONLIGHT OF MY NIGHTS EVERYTHING YOU DO IN MY LIFE ADDS TO MY HAPPINESS, SUBTRACTS FROM MY SADNESS, AND MULTIPLIES MY JOY YOU WANT SUM FUK?
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    Poster - INNER PEACE MOTHERFUCKERS -iycm
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    Dog - THEDAILYMASH.CO.UK Dog on high alert after waking itself up with own fart
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    Sky
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    Text - ** 1 A 100% 21:34 AT&T "The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals-and ve to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me. You break off as Guildenstern interrupts you. "Gayyyyy," he says. "I said man delights NOT me, idiot," you say. “Nor woman neither, though you seem to think-" This time you're interrupted by Rosencrantz. "Asexualllll," he says. FIREBIRDY This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10 theprettygoodgatsby WHAT BOOK IS
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    Text - punished-buttsquadron Okay but if you don't like Dio, really REALLY fuck you. You have no taste. mr-downer The Singer or the Vampire? punished-buttsquadron The one that likes darkness and castles and magica kalichnikov The singer or the vampire punished-buttsquadron C'mon man the one that always speaks in a cryptic and dramatic manner, always wore sick outfits. You know, Dio. kalichnikov Originally posted by googifs Source: punished-butts... 8,305 notes
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    Text - raptorific Honestly if you want to know why Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham City Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and they ordered a cake from "Crazy Clown Catering." Honestly, guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham City Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point magistrate-of-mediocrity In the criminal justice system, clown based off
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    Text - cerothenull E spitblaze wufflesvetinari the thing about lotr that the movies don't convey so fully is how the story is set in an age heavily overshadowed by all the ages before. they're constantly traveling through ruins, discussing the glory of days gone by, the empires of men are much diminished, the elves (especially galadriel) are described as seeming incongruent, frozen in time....some of the imagery is even near-apocalyptic, like the ruins of moria and of course the landscape surrou
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    Organism - beetledrink FT &IN 4 25FT FT &IN 4 25FT INCHES INCHES 6%4% %4%% % 7 | %4%%%%% %%%% %%%%5 Stimbk'y this is what a hobbit would mug you with anotherscreamingfangirl not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch ceescedasticity Yeah, this is what an elf would mug you with - a Noldor would have made it themselves, probably, but it'd suit Sindar Aesthetic all right, too. A hobbit would mug you with a brick in a sock, probably. bramblepatch Please, a hobbit would mug you with a brick in a po
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    Text - penny-anna The Valar: sooo how's defeating Sauron going Saruman: everything is going according to plan, don't worry about my giant fortress and the army I've amassed, they're for an unrelated project Radagast: I named this hedgehog Sylvester :) Gandalf: I've started a side business making and selling fireworks The Blue Wizards: Seen 9:18am Source: penny-anna #middle earth 3,106 notes
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    Text - sunflower-uzumaki people like to rag on viz's Naruto dub but like... it could have been 4kids join us for the Leaf Town adventures of Nathan and his friends Blossom and Scott as they learn from their teacher Kirk and try to get Scott back from the evil Oliver Snakeman before it's too late and the dub is canceled after 50 episodes because it got too violent to edit also Scott has a Brooklyn accent fineillsignup #scott pls come back to leaf town fineillsignup toybooxxx said: Sorry to bother
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    Photograph - X-cetra 11-year-old Warwick Davis and Carrie Fisher "George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, gave me the part of Wicket, the Ewok who has a five-minute scene with Came Fisher Wicket finds Camie, as Princess Leia, unconscious after she crashes her speeder bike. When she appeared on set, Camie showed her concerm for my wellbeing in the sweltering Ewok costume. 'Are you OK in there, Wanvick? she said. 1t must be so hot She reached down behind a log and pulled out a carton of chocolate
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    Text - ellaenchanted2004 oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36 radgoblin Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you'll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if yo
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    Text - thehorrcr You know why I am always dissastisfied with music these days. It's because. My Chemical Motherfucking Romance made “Mama" which started as a DARE because someone told Ray Goddamn Toro "Bet u can't write a fuckin' polka" and, then he DID, BITCH - and 12 year old me heard that shit, and had such a spiritual and religious experience to it... like... the GUITARS, Gerard's VOICE, the ANGST, the self LOATHING, that song has it ALL bitch. And then you think it's OVER, but NO!! Then Ger
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    Text - Keaton Patti Follow @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page. OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food. WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you. We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. FRIEND 1 The menu is here. WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra
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    Text - puncromancer Tighten up whatever you humans have instead of bolts, and let's get going, phoo-weep! Clench your assholes lads we're on the hunt for pirates
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    Text - a-lexnb Ok but when cecil said, "I don't know everything about Carlos. And he does not tell me everything. That is okay. We are not one person. How lonely that would be, a couple who has made themselves one, so completely, that they are once again alone."
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    Text - If your car begins to hydroplane you should: Reduce your speed and let the car decelerate Do nothing and allow your car to turn into the plane it has always dreamed of Pump the brakes repeatedly Immediately slam the brakes « Previous Skip » NEXT goldtheflambit: i'm taking a learner's permit test and 116,870 notes
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    T-shirt - itsbetterthananal NOSTALGIA IS A IAR SOMETIMES tamily members ex friends you dont talk to your ex SHT BITCH BITCH BITCH 6664 an image i made in case you need a reminder today 45,668 notes
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    Text - IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT ANARCHO-COMMUNISM? brb = better redistribute bread %3D lol = let's overthrow landlords smh = seize means-of-production, hurry! tbh = take back housing %3D %3D stfu = support the factory union tfw = tyranny-free workplaces %3D rofl = revolution's on for later? ide = international democratic confederalism btw = bourgeoisie trample workers %3D
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    Muscle - When you tryin to corral your son after bath time but he keep showin you all the moves he learned in karate class today...
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    Photo caption - TAKE YOUR PILLS. DO SELF CARE. LIVE TO FLIP OFF THE WORLD ANOTHER DAY. MAKE SPACE MOM PROUD. Imgflip com
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    Font - GOT A LONG LIST OF EX LOVERS THEY'LL TELL INSANE
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    Text - The Gay Agenda @GayAgenda_Show Some of y'all were raised by parents who were abusive, homophobic, racist, and crooked. But, you were empathetic, paid attention, figured it out, broke the cycle, cultivated goodness in your lives and it shows.
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    Fictional character - Piss off, Ghost.
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    Hair - When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama BEND THE KNEE
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    Text - Paul Ford @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM - Feb 27, 2018 29.6K Q 9,777 people are talking about this
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    Text - Reasons I relate to cats • don't touch me • wait, no, come back, i need snuggles • that's enough snuggles • i want to be near you, please don't leave me alone • tch, it's not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you • "i got wet. this is the worst thing that's ever happened" • "why is this door closed? this door doesn't need to be closed" • "i need a nap." "didn't you just wake up 2 hours ago?" "yes but i could sleep for a week" • (hisses) • "i want food
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    Text - exclusivegorgeousgeek Follow Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us" Me: "Called it" Therapist: “no"
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