Funny Memes To Keep You Entertained

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    Adaptation - Man Travels 125 Km To Stab Another Man Who Posted Porn Reference Without Sharing The Link REDDIT100
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    Text - You have no friends ME What are you talking about Every girl l've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends Martyrdom Drop a live grenade when killed.
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    Text - I'm watching this glass blowing video for my art appreciation class, and this old man has zero chill. I'm actually crying. THE BAITISH MUSEUM I used to be a glass blower and still occasionally do it as a hobby. My grandson asked me to make him a special 'vase' for christmas and he gave me a picture of a bong. The idiot thinks I don't know what it is. So l'll make him a huge glass dick instead. :) Hubert Applebaum 1 vear ago
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    Text - What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick That was very cash money of you imgflip com
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    Cartoon - You wouldn't hit a lady, would you? The hammer of justice is unisex. GENDER EQUALITY00 imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - THIS SHOW WAS GREAT My dreams were shattered years ago. How many years ago? 9OSTVSHOWSTWEETS INSTAGRAM How old are you?
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    Photo caption - In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Anakin, how tall are you? DESTRUCTION 100
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    Cheezburger Image 9404695808
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    Text - Black people are just white people but Science nigga Smartest man alive
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    Text - Glenn @Shenaniglenns I am: a man a woman Cedric Diggory's Father And that's: MY SON MY BOOOOOOY 99.2K 2:35 PM - Oct 28, 2019
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    Text - Laurazepam @andlikelaura dobby: master has presented dobby with a...really dirty bra me: it just needs to be washed dobby: how have you've been wearing this thing, it's practically disintegrated me: dobby: seriously do you need money for new bras me: *taking back bra* you know what, forget it O 5,067 9:42 PM - Nov 7, 2019
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    Hair - When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
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    Text - Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans "I bought another book" - transactional - people will ask if you REALLY need more books - reminds you of your bank balance "I paid a terrible price for this knowledge" - classy Faustian vibes - intimidating - implies all books are priceless treasures. which they are. O 69.9K 5:44 AM - Nov 5, 2019 i)
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    Text - badgirlkiki @badgirlkiki_ imagine how frustrated the cashiers at scholastic book fairs are. those kids don't understand tax. their mom gave them $20 and said “books only". they think they can get a book that's $16.99 and an eraser that's $2.99. "yeah right, idiot" the cashier has to say (by law) O 187K 12:24 AM - Nov 18, 2019
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    Land vehicle - Sleep Be,U751 K.OM 8621 This is brilliant. Playing video games until 5am Sleep MOB K QM 8621 But I like this.
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    Cartoon - *May the best one win* NVIDIA. AMDA GEFORCE *autistic screeching CUDA RADEON GRAPHICS INTEL GRAPHICS
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    Hair - Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet Store: Aluminum I think Me: So there's no nickel in this cage? Pet Store: Don't you dare! Me: It's a nickleless cage Pet Store: GET OUT! Worth it
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    Product - Everyone:"Are you gonna continue to post shitty memes? Me: YEAH BUOY
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    Pink - When you trying to buy food from your daughters pretend restaurant and she comes back saying your card was declined! First of all the service is horrible here and prices are outrageous! FRINCE
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    Cheezburger Image 9404694784
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    Dog - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Pixel. She was photographed before and after being told she's the best girl in the whole wide world. 13/10 suspicions confirmed : apo 9:10 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Fictional character - KEY TO YENNEFER'S ROOM 2 KEY 2 Common item 0.UI (slavic folk musie stops)
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    Text - bit ch tit s @borderlinemom8 Wanted: Hibernation Buddy Must be interested in laying in bed eating junk while watching Netflix. Also must love cuddles and be down with sleeping for the next five months straight. 8:31 AM · 11/17/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Picaresque Thomson l @Mianmath83 Them: Very sorry, sir, we're out of maple donuts. Me: (faraway look)...that's fine...everything's fine...I have to go now.... Night descends, music playing softly. Rain starts falling. A lone figure is seen on the roof of the donut shop. 5:49 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal teacher: according to several preschoolers, your son has invented the word "Kinderfarten" me: that's a problem teacher: I'm glad you agree me: I invented "Kinderfarten" 8:12 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Teacher: "Why didn't you use the bathroom at break?" The bathroom at break:
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    Cartoon - BUSTER, GET THAT GUY! HANG ON, HE'S NOT WEARING ONE OF THOSE ARM THINGS I'M ON IT! WHAT? THOSE ARM PROTECTORS YOU GUYS WEAR DURING TRAINING I KNOW! JUST GRAB HIM! BUT I MIGHT HURT HIM HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE PEARSHAPEDCOMICS.cOM
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    Cartoon - Joe mama jokes don't work I have 2 dads Joe mama so ugly your dad married a man
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    Dog - Oh god, make it stop.
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    Cartoon - HoW ABOUT A "C* AN "R? NOPE NO "Rs FELLAS I GOTTA SAY THIS IS SOME OF THE MOST FUCKED UP SHIT EXTRA FABULONS Cnics
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    White - Will you scratch my back? a little more please MORE MORE SCRITCHES! LORYN BRANTZNZZer
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    Cartoon - when you're taking LSD at the family reunion and your mom calls you a failure Excuse me, I-i think the word youtresearching for is "Space Ranger. FAR
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    Text - Dios es mi droga @Lucky_Leftovers My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird" No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father. I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role. 8:10 PM · 04 Jan 19 from California, USA ·
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    Text - When you hear your friend say "oh yeah, that asshole over there loves blink-182" Oh geez that's m
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    Operating system - why are they stirring macaroni at 1am
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    Text - Policeman: What is your name? Man: The Wizard of Oz Policeman: Your FULL name. Man: (Quietly) The Wizard of Ounces
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    Text - I want to wake up with I get up you the rest of my life at 5:00 Am Nevermind
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    Junk food - husband:would u like me to cut the pizza wife:how about u cut the shit & start eating my ass like a real nigga @realniggahourss ouch- haha damn- got em-
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    Text - Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. 3:50 AM · 19 Dec 18 · Twitter Web Client
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    Text - Coach KJ @CoachK_Johnson WAS IT A BAD DAY? OR WAS ITA BAD FIVE MINUTES THAT YOU MILKED ALL DAY? @memezar mil @milupton I didn't need such a personal attack
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    Comics - MILK MILK AMILK 2-TӨON MILK ILK
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    Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch son: thanks for takin me to astronaut practice dad i had so much fun :) buzz aldrin: this isn't a game. remember why we're doing this. son: *serious nod* moon revenge O 3,916 9:16 AM - Dec 9, 2018
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    Text - Anonymous said When's your bedtime :) pukicho Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods Source: pukicho 41,116 notes
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    Cartoon - THANKS. I'VE WELCOME TO NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE. THE OCEAN. FIRST-TIMERS WE DON'T USE GET A KEYS, SO IT'S KEYCHAIN. JUST THE CHAIN. AND HERE'S A MAP. poorlydrawnlines.com
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    Machine - WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY FUN ABOUT SCIENCE? YOU WOULD. NERD. PRESS BUT ssyesq: I would love this card. urce. leanaisnotaba.
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    Food - Carvin' up that white meat Happy Holidays
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    Hair - i don't trust you if you think violet is not the most relatable character in history Buy Suids for Srat Faduly
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    Text - When the teacher says the test will take a hour but you finish it in 3 seconds and bring the class average down by 15% They said it could not be done
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    Text - Jenny Nicholson (turkey gobble go... @JennyENicholson They refuse to show us Yoda at the one age we want: whatever age his species considers the most sexy 7:01 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Ladies what do we want? Meaningful friendships! More girl nights outs! REAL HUMAN CONNECTION! When do we want it? ... well this week isn't good... I can't do anything after 8pm on a work night... ... Let me check my calendar and get back to you...
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    Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes Ending your essay with "in conclusion" - dull - repetitive - unoriginal Ending your essay with "that's my story and I'm sticking to it" - powerful - definitive clarifies whose story this is (yours) and what you're going to do (stick to it) 7:39 AM - 11/18/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Idk who needs to hear this but this means your high beams are on and I can't see shit because of it.... EO
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    Footwear - You can't just "yeehaw" away from your problems. Me: 30.00 made with mematic
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    Text - Rachel Therrien @riquelz96 · my dad wrote me a report card when I was 11 PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL 2-N-07 Rachel Therrien Name Using the following scale, assign a score for each of the following attributes: Unsatisfactory - 1 Improvement Needed - 2 Satisfactory - 3 Very Good - 4 Excellent - 5 Personal Habits N/A Brush Teeth/Shower when asked Keeps Room Clean Helps with Chores Does homework Attitude Does not verbally harass parents Does not verbally harass siblings Does not physically harass s
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    Photo caption - TRAP BITCH HOLD ON [TRAP CARD] YS11-ENO14 Use this card when a nigga or bitch say some weird ass shit and you just have to call them out for it. If this card gets used on you, you need to rethink life. 39507162 LIMITED EDITION G4-ns.com C2015
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    Text - YOU WOULON'T STEAL A MEME Photo saved to this device
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    Amphibian - Ihate when girl's friends say "you better not hurt her, or else" Imao like wtf are you gonna do Jennifer? Call me a fuckboy in a group message? Ohh i'm so scared.
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