A Dumping Of Sixty-Nine Funny Memes

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Dec 12, 2019 5:14 PM EST
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    Text - kourtney @_specialkay_ there's a Friday the 13th in December... ...A nightmare before Christmas, you might say
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    Text - Therapist: "And what do we tell ourselves when we feel like jumping out a window?" Me: "Yeet." Therapist: "no"
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    Motor vehicle - Gamers portrayed by the media in the 2000s Gamers portrayed by the media in 2019
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    Christmas tree - being in your 30s means upcycling your old clubbing earrings into christmas ornaments
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    Face - ABC 13 News - WSET @ABC13News 13 abc Most babies sleep peacefully and appear angelic during their newborn photo shoots. Others, like Luna Musa, have a mood described by her dad as "mean- abcn.ws/2Rk15oK mugging" 1:43 AM · 12/6/19 · TweetDeck
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    Text - Jane Slater O @SlaterNFL An Ex Boyfriend once got me a Fitbit for Christmas. I loved it. We synched up, motivated each other... didn't hate it until he was unaccounted for at 4am and his physical activity levels were spiking on the app Owish the story wasn't real. Albert Breer O @AlbertBreer · 1d Got my wife a Peleton three years ago. She was not offended. twitter.com/ CharlesRobinso... 12:49 AM · 05 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 39.3K Retweets 412K Likes
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    Text - mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and intake manifold me: uhh english bro mechanic: low quality gas damaged your engine me: dumb it down for me kemosabe mechanic: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky me: oh no
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    Purple - When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look...
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    Text - 19ògó79-jələd @awesomonster I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.
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    Photo caption - Deck the halls with catnip mousies Fala la la la la la la la! Wreck the tree and blame the doggies
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    Green
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    Text - RyansAverageLife @RyanAbe Tuesday February 22, 2022 DUDE february 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) falls on a tuesday so we will be able to call it 2's day which is really keeping me going man 142K 11:35 PM - Nov 2, 2017 O 50.6K people are talking about this boredpanda.com
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    Text - i long for ur bottom to: from:
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    People - I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank. TATTODS HAIRDOS
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    Text - A classic case of "boyfriend was not a cat person". This was his first day with a cat
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    Joint - "We can't keep it"- my dad 10 months ago
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    Text
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    Cat - My cat wakes me up every morning. This morning I woke her up:
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    Text - Food - indie-idiosyncrasies: painprecedeslove: strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING TH
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    Text - Shoot for the moon. If you miss, here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3,475km and you could not have fucked this up more
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    Text - inianueslanioa yes i'm vegan. yes i eat meat. we exist. im an atheist. yes i believe in god. yes we exist 927 1d Like Reply Im a virgin.yes I have sex. We exist. 00 1K 1d Like Reply Yes I'm no, no l'm yes. We no yes O=02.6K 1d Like Reply
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    Electronics - КМРН NEWS FOX Б DAD SAVES KIDS, THEN RIBS FROM FIRE 15508P pco Vance Amory @Pharaoh_Munk He only saved the kids first cuz the ribs needed more time to cook
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    Suit - When Santa get on a Keto Diet and create a Tinder profile after his Divorce
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    Sky - The human anus can stretch up to seven inches without taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze through holes as tight as four inches, meaning you can take almost two raccoons up your ass. Believe in yourself.
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    Poster - IF ANYONE EVER ASKS YOU WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? REMIND HIM THAT FLIPPING OVER TABLES AND CHASING PEOPLE WITH A WHIP IS WITHIN THE REALM OF POSSIBILITIES VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Organism
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    Leg - Kevykevv. @D_R_leonardo I'm retiring from tinder yall. Lilly 21 9 The Ohio State University O 1 mile away the thiccest cripple in the midwest
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    Text - Kimberly @kimmiecab Conversation I just had with my wife #wife #marriagegoals #goals il T-Mobile LTE 9 23% 04 12:51 PM Wifey OV I almost shit myself when I coughed You just get more attractive everyday don't you Yes & 9:56 AM - 11/27/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - THE 6 STAGES OF SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER PERSON STAGE 1: THE GOLDEN TIME You've just gotten snuggled up with your partner, and you couldn't be happier or more comfortable if you tried.. ..for about 10 minutes, and THEN. STAGE 2: EVERYTHING IS SWEAT Suddenly you're in the realm of unbearable temperatures, your exposed skin stuck together in a way that makes comfortable extraction impossible. At least you're no longer covered in sweat, but now, for the rest of the night.. STAGE 3: YOU'RE EI
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    Text - Papa Roach @paparoach CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT J Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump - 27 Jul NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, TOTAL EXONERATION. DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT! 6:40 pm · 29 Jul 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 149.7K Retweets 494.3K Likes
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    Text - kittyknowsthings vaspider Follow beatnikdaddio admiring the stockings. 1940's. romanimp #[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT'S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS viridieanfey Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said "Look I can give you the names, but you'll lose some of your
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    Head
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    White - Will you scratch my back? a little more please MORE MORE SCRITCHES! LORYN BRANTZNZZier
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    Product - KATV Channel 7 ... obc ON YOUR SIDE 2 hrs • At the Berdoll Pecan Candy and Gift Shop off Hwy 71 in Cedar Creek, you can buy an entire fresh pecan pie from a vending machine - any time of day or night! Berdoll Pecan CANDY & GIFT COMPANY Preans Grown, Shelled and Shipped by The Berdoll Family LOVE PECANS 24-7 KATV.COM Need a pecan pie fast? There's a vending machine for that in Central Texas! O80 70 9 Comments 26 Shares
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    Photo caption - When he asks you what do you want to eat like you're supposed to know
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    Cartoon - when hoodie season starts don't ask if im wearing a shirt under my hoodie because this is what ima do.
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    Head - SHE'S SO CUTE. PBBRT! MRS.FROLLEIN
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    Cat - PFFTHLARTHH
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    Hair - When he's funny, has tattoos, and asks if I want to watch a documentary about serial killers IG: @the_meredith IFC I am halfway to pregnant. HO
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    Cartoon - Cooks whenever FOH messes up an order Cooks when they mess up an order
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    Text - charlotte @CharlotteCrook2 Carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say 'Yh we actually ordered 2 cappuccinos with that' RigHT I must of accidentally left them in the kitchen along with my 3rd arm Brian
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    Eyebrow - Manager: We're more than just a team. We're a family.
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    Face - People (non restaurant friends) ask why you always say behind and heard when you're not at work. "SERVERMEMES You wouldn't get it
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    Text - Philip Lewis @Phil Lewis Just beat up a homeless woman so she can go to hospital ana have a bed to sleep on #godsplan Harvard wants to: O Knew your lecation Allow Block
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    Wildlife - "AN ARMY OF SHEEP LED BY A LION CAN DEFEAT AN ARMY OF LIONS LED BY A SHEEP" AFRICAN PROVERB fasheep manages to become the leader of an army of lions. my money is on the sheep Hands down my money would be on the sheep
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    Text - Philip Gay men make me puke Yesterday at 9:08 p.m. Like 1- Reply UBBER Rubberbandits BANDITS Don't deep throat so far then. Yesterday at 9:09 p.m. O 227 Unlike carefully, he's a hero)
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    Face - r/AskReddit Posted by u/imrtrump 4m What is a Single line that motivates you? Discussion BEST COMMENTS seabarren • 4m Cocaine 1 Vote Reply Heck yes
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    Sink - THE INTERNATIONAL SYMBOL FOR "MAYBE I'LL MAKE TWO SANDWICHES, I'M NOT SURE YET" to We've all done this. MemeCenter.com
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    Text - hilarioushumorfromouterspace When you get cornered by the school bully so you send one last text to your Minecraft girlfriend but his phone vibrates weirdness-is-good This is a thousand times better than any Hollywood movie's twist ending. 1,750 likes
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    Land vehicle - Nailed it
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    Line - That's a nice kitchen drawer you're about to open there. Be a shame if something were to... prevent that entirely. rhube I have rarely seen such truth.
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    Text - Niggaz Be WILIN @NiggazWILIN Do y'all think bugs are born know- ing they can walk up walls and st or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "yoooooooo" God wants to: Knaw your location Allow
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    Organism - And we're live in 3.. 2. 1.. Good afternoon this is shark reporting from atlantic ocean thepredatorblog I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
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    Face - Roses are red 10:09 AM Tony Hawk is a skater [Auto-Reply] I'm driving right now - l'll get back to you later. 10:09 AM fuck you 10:15 AM Yeah, this is big brain time.
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    White - GOING AS A GHOST THIS HALLOWEEN, MOM? NO, I'M GOING AS YOU IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! I'M UH. MAKING MY BED!" "DON'T COME IN, MOM!" fwop fwop fwop fwop THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ERIK BLOMBERG OMrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM only1600kids a truly horrifying story
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    Face - Truth or dare? Truth What's your phone number? Dare I dare you to give me your phone number. It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
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    Text - Reddit mobile is superior fight me mobile users when they find out they can upvote two post at the same time
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    Text - still nachosc BRO WHAT O VIEW 11 REPLIES ekbutle · 1 month ago Blueface, you don't know me. But i was in a tragic accident in 2009. Paralyzed from the neck down. Its been a hard few years. But today i stood up and walked to turn your music off. God bless you.
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    Stone carving - i've been laughing at this for a full hour
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    Text - Bungee jumping, but instead of bungee cord you have 75ft of anal beads in and you need to clench to stop yourself Jesus left the conversation
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    Cartoon - SørT WIL BURN 514 That moment when shit just got seRIOUS Jon Peezy August 7 at 9:51 AM The youngins probably won't get it lolol
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    Text - kari_meme_pollichathu SPEECH 100 The sex got weird when Rosey Flower @RoseyFlo... 1 h Vastauksena käyttäjälle @BoredSatan Our mother walked in 91 James Maitland Stewart 1 h Our? BHARLMEME POLLICHATHU 69 likes
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    Games - Lotty Earns @lottyburns You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it? ChrisPianity @ChrisPurchase Yes. Why wouldn't I want $150,000 Outstanding move
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    Text - Companies on July 1st I don't want to play with you anymore Andy gone capitalist
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    Text - BRUH!!!! THIS NIGGA BUSTERS DAD IS JUST SOME NIGGA WITH BUNNY EARS ON LMFAO0O000000 THIS NIGGA PUT ON SOME BUNNY EARS AND SAID "IM BOUTTA GET ME SOME RABBIT PUSSY" IM FUCKING CRYING LMFAO00O THIS NIGGAS A FURRY! NIGGA SAID "ONE OF YALL BITCHES GON TAKE THIS CARROT!!!" I'm done...
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    Text - HOW TO GET A BOYFRIEND 如何獲得男朋友 1未李店買一份蛋糕。 2送给喜歡的男子、艺中他 如果好吃我們就在一起 3.6ER. PTx 3. Cakes from our shop are delicious, 一定會成功, ※如果被拒統請再 PIRRH again, we will give you a cup of hot 1. Come to our shop, buy a cake. 2. Give it to your crush, tell him:" if the cake is tasty, we should be together. so you will succeed. * If he turns you down, please come coffee for free, so you can splash it on his face. 臉上。各源啡港茶 beben-eleben: How to get a boyfriend Level: Asian
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    Cartoon - Those shitty Tumblr comments saying "this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" are just meme equivalents of laugh tracks mathletenotathlete: I really needed this
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