D&D Memes For Those Who Can't Get Their Damn Party Together

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    Action figure - OFFICIAL WOTC MATERIAL HOMEBREW MATERIAL imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - DM The Party Come closer m DM The DM The Party Party Ineed.o lneed.o o fuc* I need everyone to make a Wisdom Saving Throw.
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    Cartoon - ME: DOES A 23 HIT? DM: NO TWELVE SECONDS LATER
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    Facial expression - There are two things I know about_DnD players @dnd memes1 One they 1ove making characters, Two they ha te when the DM starts rolling dice for no reason
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    Cartoon - PLAYERS: ACTIONS DM:CONSEQUENCES PLAYERS: imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - The DM after they read all of their PC's backstories: O like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.
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    Face - DM: Spend 4 hours painting a custom mini of the BBEG ahead of an epic session PCs: all roll higher initiatives, "lets one shot this sucka DM:
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    Text - The players rejected His message. You need to come to the Shut up! session and play to level up MAN www. They hated the DM because He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16
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    Cartoon - The players when they roll a natural 1 on an investigation check @mydnd20 Where's the Ocean?
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    Cartoon - PLEASE GOD, JUST GIVE MEA LITTLE TASTE D&D SESSION NOW I WANT MORE
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    Text - DM Translation Guide Say: Instead of: Are you sure that's what you want to do? If you do that, you'll die. I need time to think about this. I have to pee. How's everybody doing? Am I about to commit a TPK? The DC is set pretty high for this. I don't want you to succeed. And that's where we'll end our session! I am not prepared for this at all.
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    Facial expression - The party enjoying their new found fame in the town @dnd_memes1 The DM writing an ancient black dragon encounter
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    Cartoon - Our Bard playing poker with an evil boss and wagering our souls OLUYU nade with mematic
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    Text - Party: this seems like the safest r ute DM:*seeing the party choose the route that hasn't been prepared you dare oppose me mortal
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    Shoulder - when the DM is on his last nerve with the gang of Chaotic evil murderhobos Does it affect the. did a bad thing plot? Then suffer in silence. No.
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    Cartoon - Noboby: The Fighter with Haste about to use Action Surge: Iam 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you. YOUTUBE.COM/TERMNALMONTAGE
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    Vertebrate - @dungeons_and dicegoblins Me Dnd The big sad
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    Job - Wizard: how did you come across this ring of +3 AC? Rogue (proudly): I STOLE IT
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    Photo caption - Wizard: I cast Fireball. DM: There's not enough room here. You're going to be in the spell's radius Wizard: I will initiate self-destruct.
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    Library - Wizards be like Excuse me, what is the maximum number of books that l can check out? imgflip.com
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    Text - Taru / Meghan K @swordnspell No one warned me DMing the NPCS' turn in combat feels like the anxiety you feel when you're trying to put card in your wallet and put your your wallet away and grab your groceries at the store when there's a line behind you
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    Photo caption - Entire Party: about to die Ranger: Can I offer you a nice goodberry in this trying time?
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    Cartoon - Rolling a Nat20 on an ability check Rolling a Nat20 on ability che DM: But what's the total with your modifiet added?
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    Signage - DM: You see a hall of doors with a large chest at the end. Veteran Player: Guys, wait! We need to be cautious. New Player: Of what? It's just doors and a chest. Veteran Player: A DANGER DANGER NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE DYING
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    Text - Wizards: I spent years studiously learning the arcane arts. College of Glamour Bards: Imean, take a look at you and me. You chose books --I chose looks.
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    Text - Me making a medium encounter as a DM my players: Death! their stupid plan: Death! my dice: Death!
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    Text - my players asking for a level up after a single combat encounter
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    Face - the dm: roll a d20 to see if you manage to hit the orc then roll 1d10 to see how much damage you do also don't forget to add modifiers the same players that have been in your campaigns for two years: WHAT The
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    People - ARIAIRTA BARISTA: EVERYONE PLEASE ROLL FOR INITIATIVE
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    Fictional character - sottom Reaatificarion THIS IS A POLYMORPH SPELL TARGETING YOU, THE VILLAIN. YUP. YOU HAD TO MEETA DC OF 18, OR ELSE BE TURNED INTO A NEWL YUP YOU ROLLED A 16, SO YOU SHOULD NOW BE A NEWT. MAKES SENSE TO ME. SO TURN INTOA NEWT LEGENDARY RESISTANCE imgtip.com
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    Facial expression - OAutiGrain Me while DM leveling If you forgot, then it wasn't important. I think I forgot something. Adding Hit Me while Points and leveling Hit Die Yeah, you're right.
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    Face - DM: Session next week! Be there or be square! Players:
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    Photo caption - CN Rogue The innkeeper won't negotiate on the room price. What would be an appropriate response? B: Stab the innkeeper A:Burn down the inn C:Pay for the room D: Use a bonus action to hide imgflip.com
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    Fictional character - ILL BE PLAYING A TRAGIC FIGURE, DESPERATELY SEEKING A CURE TO THE ILLNESS THAT IS KILLING THE WOMAN I LOVE. BACKSTORY SESSION 1 Let's kick some ice! imgflip.com
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    Text - 14 yo girl: "Billie eilish songs are so sad" Me: "They really aren't" Girl: “I bet you've never experienced sadness in your life" Me: SUCCESSES FAILURES O- DEATH SAVES
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    Text - "That" guy: *Begs for heals after getting hit once* Healer: "You are neither dead nor dying."

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