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Never let your jokester sister book your bus trip. If you do, check your ticket to see what name ...

At Least You Have the Speed Thing Down!

How 18 Years Can Change Things...

Mom: When you were a baby I swear I'd take a bullet for you in the blink of an eye... Now you're ...

Australia's dad is finally going for it

Dad: You know, eventually, like in the next 3 or 5 years, screw it, I'm getting a didgeridoo.

Kelly's dad can't escape

Parents returned home from buying burial plots. Dad: Do you know who bought the plot right next ...

FlashSmash's stepmum knows the score

havgirl's dad is coming clean

(While watching 40-Year-Old Virgin with parents) Mom (to Dad): See, I saved you from that life! ...

Kaelen's mom regrets a few things

(me making fun of my parents for being technologically challenged) Me: and that is exactly why y...

Sara's dad is widely hated by doctors

(Doing the laundry) Me: Eww, dad's underwear. Dad: You know, when I go to the doctor and they ...

KR's mom cares

(This was on May 21st, 2011 at 5:01 pm) Me: Well, Mom, it looks like we only have 59 minutes lef...

Sign me up's dad wants to be in the navy

Hot girl in Navy uniform walks by Dad: Do you know what they call girls in the Navy? Me (hardly...

Then Again, You Probably Should Do That Too

If you're washing your car, which is named Muff (due to the letters MUF being in the numberplate)...

Thanks for that visual.

(shopping with my mom for a school presentation) Mom: What about this one? (holds up hot pink dr...

To Be Fair, Harry Potter Did That to a Lesser Extent Too

I got into an argument with this at school. She was of the opinion that Twilight was better than ...

Praise Be to Our Dinosaur Savior!

Don't wear a Raptor Jesus shirt to your overly religious grandparent's house. It is the only shir...

Who Could Turn Down That Offer?

When discussing where to eat dinner with your brother... Correct: Would you like to get our meal...

Ugh, You're Such a Griffin-Horse-Thing

If you are a Harry Potter fan, the word's hypocrite. Not hypogriff. You will get odd looks #LFMF

That's the frighteningly straightforward version of the "Birds and the Bees" talk

Typical Dad, always thinking about the money! *cue theme music*

me and dad at kitchen table eating dinner dad:you know, our family should be a sitcom me: becau...

Bro-Love Strengthens Any Marriage

No matter how late you stay up reading demotivationals about bros, it is NEVER acceptable to resp...

The man makes a very good point

Watching TV on New Years Eve with my parents: Me: So Justin Bieber sang a Beatles song not too l...

Lizzy's Mom has All the Reasons She Needs

(Doing a survey for gay people's rights) Me: Mom, why do you support gay marriage? Mom: Because...

Greywalker's Mom Will Stoop to a Bieb-Joke When Necessary

(On a former discussion of Christian sexual purity) Friend: (sarcastically) I am the antithesis ...

Michelle's Dad Needs a Cure for the Blues Traveler

Me: That man has a harmonica. Dad: Don't worry, they'll develop a cure for it. Me: A cure... fo...

Kagu's Parents Are Accidentally Proud of Themselves

(At the bar with my parents on my 21st birthday) Me: I don't know what to order. Mom: What do y...

Daveo's Mom Needs a New Perscription

(Mom at window looking into the yard) Mom: Who's that good looking boy in the yard? He's fit. M...

Adam's Cat Looks a Little Fidgety, so Maybe?

(Our cat is diabetic and has to have insulin injections twice a day) Dad: Morning cat, have you ...

KyuuketsukiRisu's Dad Has an Eye for International Conflict

[When I was about 9, my girl scout troop had to participate in this international fair thing wher...

Lifeisgrand's Dad Makes Cleaning the Fridge Fun! And Dangerous.

(upon finding an old black banana in the fridge) Dad: Are you READY? Me: For what? Dad: ARE YO...

Sarah's Mom Should Have Been in the Chair, Maybe

(On the ride home from a useless therapist session...) Mom: How do you relieve your stress? What...

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