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These two besties are living their absolute best lives instead of their Absolut boring lives.

Unpopular opinion: Redbull is the perfect mixer

I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community . During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% correct. At the time, I thought buying screw-cap wine was so mature as opposed to one of those giant cans of peach-flavored Mikes Hard Lemonades. I usually wouldn't consume the whole bottle in…

If partying too hard is something you've regretted at least once in your life, you'll relate to these memes.

Poor soul

Marriage is sacred, weddings are sacred, but a woman's bachelorette party is dang near Biblical. For some reason, female friendships thrive on organized fun, getting WAY too drunk, and spilling secrets, so a bachelorette is kind of like the Holy Trinity of all of those things. Every woman wants to be the star of their own bach, but how far are bride's willing to go to be the center of attention?

It's my party and I'll ruin the vibe if I want to

How much wine is too much wine ? That is a difficult question for people just beginning to drink out of a glass instead of straight from the bottle. I drank my wine directly from the bottle throughout college. I love strawberry Barefoot wine from the corner store, and nobody could stop me! Even when I had enough dignity to put this drink in a cup, I did not use a wine glass. I would pour a bunch of wine into a little plastic cup and have a swell night of libations and merriment. Now that I'm an…

A hangover happens because you're borrowing happiness from the morning and using it for your nighttime fun.

Breaking down the beverage of the moment.

'LEVEL UP YOUR FRIDGE'

Very fancy

This was a rare instance in which the lady who asked to speak to the manager was not a Karen!

Wring yourself out