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Why a break from the bar scene might be a good thing

Dude's...unwell

A sacrifice we all make when we eat out anywhere is that we don't really know what's going into our food, and the same goes for drinks, too. You might think it's harder to mess up a soda than a combo meal, but that's not always the case, as one man recently found out. In a short video, LA-based @shamansaucy shows a drinks dispenser in the fast food chain full of hibiscus lemonade. The subtitles then explain that it was this beverage that tested positive for alcohol when he was pulled over by a …

Good news for mall goths, skater boys and mom’s basement dwellers : Mountain Dew has announced an alcohol range. Coming in three flavors and hitting the 5% mark, Hard Mountain Dew won’t hit the shelves until early 2022. Nonetheless, news of its imminent arrival has still made an impression on the internet. Some were horrified at the prospect of it encouraging kids to drink, or degrading the classiness levels of the lucrative hard seltzer market. Others announced their hopes that they would expa…

Drink safely

And full of regret

Drunchies are obvi connected to the stars

Did he really think that would work?

Yikes

We hit turbulence

Because wine not

Battle of the beverages

Get ready to get f*cked up

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