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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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AskReddit replies to the biggest plot holes that people have ever seen | posted by Reverse_Waterfall Home Alone if phone lines were down did he order pizza?

The Biggest Plot Holes People Have Seen

Waiters share the Valentine's Day disasters that they witnessed in an AskReddit thread | reddit post WritersHardBlock walked up table and about drop off bill, caught end s over Guy looked at dead eye and said split fuckin check, right now.

Waiters Share Valentine's Day Disasters They Witnessed

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Pizza delivery guys share their weirdest experiences while at work | posted by impgrl369 Had someone answer door once with snake on his shoulders. Not like milk snake or garter but ball python. Probably about 6 feet long. As he closed door heard him say someone hadn't reacted at all lol. Sounded so disappointed.

Pizza Delivery Employees Reveal Their Weirdest Customers

AskReddit replies to the dumbest tattoo fails that Japanese/Chinese speakers have seen | komnenos 9h Seen few over years but one remember most first started learning Mandarin guy had tattoo on back his leg proudly said which means beef.

Unbelievably Dumb Tattoo Translation Fails

Married people on AskReddit share times that they thought they misread their partners' phones | davidjricardo My wife found contact my phone Ashley Maddison" literally week after hacking scandal. She's wife new assistant pastor at our church my wife hadn't met yet texting her because going meet moving truck at their house them they moved .

Times Married People Misread Their Partners' Phones For Cheating

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Sailors of Reddit share the creepiest things they've seen at the sea | posted by scudponies This huge turtle as big as Volkswagen beetle went right under our boat. Shit crazy.

Sailors Share The Creepiest Things They've Seen At Sea

AskReddit replies to divorce attorneys sharing the stupidest reasons that couples wanted to divorce | posted by Charger525 not divorce attorney, but my former subordinate got divorced over Pokémon cards. At one point during separation she came work accuse him stealing some her rares got near physical and had have security forces remove spouse so could get back work. They were hot mess.

Divorce Attorneys Reveal Stupidest Reasons Couples Wanted To Divorce

AskReddit replies to the cringiest things that people have done in school | posted by Deku_Shiba Meowed one whole class period.

The Cringiest Things People Did In School

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askreddit backpacks life lol  funny stories reddit people school | r/AskReddit Posted by imconfusedbro1 People who shoved their school papers their backpack with no binder/folder etc, Where are now? Even_Appeal NOT GREAT, MY DUDE, NOT GREAT

People Whose Backpacks Were Always Unorganized Reveal Where They're At In Life

A collection of AskReddit replies to various pieces of advice from parents that ended up being total BS | Don't waste too much time on computer becomes full time software developer. computer screen through glasses.

Advice From Parents That Was Total BS

A collection of AskReddit replies to Redditors that worked in customer service and dealt with total nightmares | So won't price match this even though sitting there under wrong tag No cannot I am sorry had done before seen done before so know can be done Explain again price match policy works go round and round about 10 minutes before she pulls Let speak manager.

Retail Workers Share Their Breaking Points Moments

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IKEA employees describe the worst family meltdowns they've ever witnessed | posted by sleepypunk An older gentleman our baths department ranting about cheap furniture is, banging on things, etc. Tried slam drawer but soft closed on him. Oops tantrum foiled by quality furniture.

IKEA Employees Share The Worst Meltdowns They've Seen

A collection of AskReddit replies to people that grew up with Doomsday Prepper parents | posted by TheSoviet-Union My father had crates full non perishable food, camping gear, gas cookers name he had he stored bunker he built, which really just big anderson shelter.

People's Experiences With Doomsday Prepper Parents

AskReddit replies to the various ways that people would get punished for ridiculous behavior in a food court | wow_lifecoach If steal more than 30 friends or 70 SOs french fries, than should fall on knees and publically ask forgiveness

People's Imaginative Sentences for Food Crimes

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Bride asks bridesmaid to die her hair to better fit in with the wedding color scheme | AITA asking my bridesmaid temporarily change her vibrant hair colour my colour schemed wedding? Asshole My 24 f bridsemaid cousin Ella 26 f is be my wedding party June ongoing issue is my wedding has blue and green peacock theme and guests have been asked follow this colour scheme with their clothes. Hair wasn't originally included at all colour scheme but my cousin Ella has natural bright ginger hair.

Bride Asks Bridesmaid To Dye Hair To Fit Wedding Color Scheme

AskReddit replies to pet owners revealing their animals' quirkiest behavior | posted by Uparupa212 have cat plays fetch with his stuffed animals. He also gets annoyed don't throw stuffed animal far enough, and loves chase down stairs into basement.

Pet Owners Reveal Their Animals' Quirkiest Behavior