basement cat

Train A Slave Early, And He'll STAY Trained!

Now I'm stuck with this bossy little puff of fur.

Now I'm stuck with this bossy little puff of fur.

Basement Cat Obtains Another Minion

Basement Cat Obtains Another Minion

Basement Cat's Presidential Bid Doesn't Look Promising

Basement Cat's Presidential Bid Doesn't Look Promising

Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States. Again, I blame Taco Bell....

Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States. Again, I blame Taco Bell....

Panphobia is the fear of everything which is a pretty unlucky phobia to have. Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I ran up to them and whispered "Boo!"

Panphobia is the fear of everything which is a pretty unlucky phobia to have. Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I ran up to them and whispered "Boo!"

Evil Overlords seem to be getting smaller and smaller these days.

Evil Overlords seem to be getting smaller and smaller these days.

Or a good idea for some...

Or a good idea for some...

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?