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Gramma always said.... "bad things'd happin' if ya didn't empty tha lint trap regularly"

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

hates wen dat happenz

After years spent in the alleys, Charley felt most comfortable in a newspaper blankie even though he now had a foreber home.

It was all fun and games...

Simon learned to play the flute but still the mice didn't come.

Zombie cat listens for brains. So far nothing.

AND THE DOG

We was told there'd be cake and strippers.

They said I could be anything

And I made sure

Oh, hi

So far the automatic junk mail shredder has disposed of three pre-approved credit card offers, a tax refund check, and the mailman's knuckles.

Norton was briefly divided between the excitement of having opened the walnut, and the agony of having broken his fingers.

step bak!

Ya see dat? Itsa kapshun startin ta form.