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I will rise

Beanie didn't like his "new brother". Besides stinking of fabric softener, he was a further obstacle to getting the inheritance.

Well HERE'S your problem!

The rules of catball are simple: Whoever sleeps longest wins.

Oral Fixation

I luv when Dad watches teh kids...

Norton was briefly divided between the excitement of having opened the walnut, and the agony of having broken his fingers.

Papur traning nawt goin' so well.

KITTEH ZEN MASTER PONDERS TEH QUESTION: IS I THINKING ABOWT NOMMING WHUT'S ON TEH SPOON, OR IS WHUT'S ON TEH SPOON THINKING ABOWT NOMMING ME?

Dis too big to wear on sleev. I better jus holdz onta it.

U Kin Nebber Have 2 Much Jazz Handz

MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS

Hmm. That is a most interesting proposal ... a cheezburger in exchange for using my evil powers to crush the rebels. Throw in a belly rub and you have a deal.

Goggeez r liek slinkeez. Der nawt much funz til u trow dem downz da starez.

meh.

DUH.