confused

Acting Like Animals: Birthdays Are Confusing...

so, in exchange for eating dry kibble all week, i get hotdogs on sundog? yeah, rite, that's what you promised me last week!

Acting Like Animals: OHAI THERE!

Dis "wurk" thing can't be as cyoote as me, so why you leave me ebry day then?

Obsolete?

FAIL Nation: Hong Kong Paper Pays Tribute To Joe Frazier With Picture Of George Foreman

Not a toy?

Acting Like Animals: QUESTION. What's an F-Stop?

You Better Not Be Lying

Vern Doesn't Normally Get Invited to These Sorts of Parties

CATS IN THERAPY: I have an irrational fear of Swiss cheese. What makes the holes?!?

~ Isn't that kinda like blackmail? ~

Please don't eat me. I gots a fambily. I have 13 girlfriends, and 3,502 kids. On second thought.. eat me, please - eat me!

Smartphones are Confusing

I noes dis is old fashuned, but I can't work de stoopid clapper.

CLUELESS