couch

Itz ben a long dae. Kin ai jus relax with mai buk, pleez?

Itz ben a long dae. Kin ai jus relax with mai buk, pleez?

People who drink Gatorade

Moving Fail

I chek, your keys not unner dere, guess we haf to skip vet.

I chek, your keys not unner dere, guess we haf to skip vet.

yes i iz part wabbit y u ask??

yes i iz part wabbit y u ask??

Situational Sneezing

Cats: making safety rails redundant since 1939

Boredom, Stage Three: The throw pillow stage.

Boredom, Stage Three: The throw pillow stage.

No. I'm using this pillow. And that one. And this seat.

It wasn't until Aunt Bertha had gone home that the Smiths learned where poor Sheldon had disappeared to.

I drop a nikel under der.

I think I was on my way to the couch when I was interrupted by a nap.