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Funny tweets from novelty Twitter account 'Very British Problems' | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish "Thanks lot sounds sarcastic "Thanks sounds annoyed "Thanks bunch sounds furious 09/03/2015 19:32 3,145 RETWEETS 3,709 FAVOURITES

Twenty-Two 'Very British Problems' For The Limeys

Funny screenshots from a website called "Dating Mark," which was made by a guy named Mark who is looking for a date | billboard Date Mark This could be sign been waiting Visit DatingMark.co.uk Facts and Stats Height 6ft Length index finger 6.82cm Friends 2 Eye colour 4e4f5f Location Sheffield Shoe size 10 Number Girls Kissed Over 3

Dude Advertises Himself On A Billboard In Order To Get A Date

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Funny dank meme from 'Top Gear,' entitled "Sometimes My Genius... It's Almost Frightening" Jeremy Clarkson driving | Next time step on Lego will simply get taller bloody genius Sometimes my genius is s almost frightening name cat pspsps so always comes call Sometimes my genius is s almost frightening

Fifteen Dank 'Top Gear' Memes For The Geniuses Among Us

Short Tumblr thread explains how shorthand writing works | Red @redgermz Saw this on Facebook and sent my brother, who is pharmacist. Unsa man na b 10:29 AM Paracetamol atrophied Using Gregg Alphabet as reference can see most letters atrophied" are present. But why no "o" vowel, and why is "ph" written as "f Simple shorthand cut out all vowels word writing down, with exception words BEGIN or END with vowel (hence at start being present or like atrophied make more readable sound could be harder

Quick Tumblr Thread Explains Shorthand Writing

Guy tries to pretend that he doesn't know English and he fails miserably | MrWittyResponse TIFU by telling lady asking money didn't speak English perfect English So late at night and had make stop at gas station fill up my car. This lady comes up wearing this really baggy hoodie. Judging by appearances she seemed be substance abuser. She says she's pregnant and needs some cash pay her motel room really wasn't buying she

Guy Tries To Pretend He Doesn't Know English, Fails Hard

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Funny AskReddit post asking what's the hardest thing you've had to say to someone is; someone replies with, "worcestershire"

No One Truly Knows How To Say It

Funny meme that reads, "My German friend: 'what time is it?' Me: 'nine;' My German friend: ..." above a meme of Elijah Wood in Lord of the Rings saying, "Alright then, keep your secrets"

Ich Verstehe Nicht

Funny and interesting observations on languages.

Funny Observations on Language that are Frustratingly Interesting

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Lyrics to Smash Mouth's "All Star" but translated into Aramaic and back into English.

Smash Mouth's "All Star" Translated Into Aramaic and Back Into English Proves The Song is a Timeless Banger

Memes from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'

14 Hilarious Memes From 'Monty Python & The Holy Grail'

Various authors on Twitter are bonding with overused phrases that they find in literature.

Writers Bond On Twitter With Painfully Overused Phrases

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Funny meme about voting for Old Greg for president in 2020

I'm Old Gregggggg!

Funny meme that reads, "When you realize that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention"

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teacher roast with memes

Lucky Students Get The Option To Roast Their English Teacher With Memes

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13 'Haunting Photo' Memes That Make A Complete Mockery Out Of Objectively Terrible People

Funny Tumblr post that reads, "Why is 'dark' spelled with a 'k' and not a 'c'? Because you can't see in the dark. Ba-dum-tss"

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