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You Might Have Your Phone Off for a While, Fair Warning

Self-Quotes Show the Rest of the World Just How Humble You Are

Hear That, Nathans?

Pick Up All Those Electrons From the Earth! And Sticks, and Needles, and Dog Poop, and...

Why Don't We Just Have Gulags for the Peanut-Averse?

Your Humility is a Lesson to Us All

Fail of the Day: Two Guys Have No Idea How to Play Tic-Tac-Toe at Rockets-Warriors Game

What's the Name of That Pizza Joint I Didn't Get Out of You Yesterday?

The Science-Inclined Will Understand Exactly How This Won't Work

That's Almost as Dumb as Ascribing Your Emotions to Planetary Cycles!

Sure, That's the Reason Teachers Aren't Getting a Raise

We Have Reached the Point Where Young People Literally Do Not Know What a Phone Book is

Somehow I Don't Think NASA is Your Best Target Here

I'll Just Have the Special, Thanks

Imagine All the Jesus

The Best Part is Admitting You're Wrong but Never Admitting You're Wrong