forever alone

How Many Times Do We Have to Tell You?

Clever bot made me sad

Should be an Easy Target

It was a good pizza though.

I Was Hardly Qualified

Any Number Is the Right Number When You Have No Numbers

My $400 Friend

We Had a Class Together Once, In the Seventh Grade

Forever Alone: Just the Worst

You Know They're Just From Mom and Grandma

I've Fallen and Don't Care About Getting Up

Fish Out of the Water

Ugly People Have 791 Other Problems to Worry About Too

Oh Yeah, That's Gonna Help You Pick Up Chicks

Forever Alone: Only 7 Days Late

Forever Alone's Cat Just Had to Get Away