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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

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Tumblr thread talks about dwarves' beards being intelligent defense mechanisms | deluxeloy Theory: So know dwarves have thing with beards if 's not just cultural standard or mere coincidence if there's reason? See, dwarves like dig lot. They build underground homes, and there's nothing more rewarding them than digging up some gems or valuable metals. But chipping away at all rock and disturbing all earth kicks up lot dust and dirt. If do every day without proper breathing protection

Tumblr Thread: Dwarves Have Intelligent Super Beards

An anxiety-inducing thread about the ocean's gigantic oarfish. | mischief7manager digitalrabbit asked: Hey heard giving out anxiety, can have 1 anxiety please? biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered: yes, here is baby oarfish

An Anxiety-Inducing, Informative Thread About Oarfish

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A funny Tumblr thread about a cheating boyfriend getting his rightful comeuppance. | throwtime Follow about have fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains free mind three college linebackers college wrestler, two martial artists body builder, and wait Navy seal gonna go get her shit her. This should make an interesting story.

Tumblr Thread: Girl's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Lads Assemble, Chaotic Good Ensues

funny animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - dovalbun RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with well I guess we have to do icebreakers. I'm Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.' Source: dovalbun 987,566 notes ...'

Funny Animal Tumblr Posts For A Blessed Week

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tumblr thread about a senior cat that looks like a human | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Follow this is small child almost old enough go pre-k, but also little old man wearing fur coat

Tumblr Thread: Senior Cat With The Face Of A Human

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tumblr thread about a cat who doesn't know how to meow thumbnail includes a picture of two orange cats with the caption 'Text - Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to. Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.'

Tumblr Thread: Cat That Is Really Bad At Meowing

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funny and cute animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes two pictures of a tiger with a yellow floaty around its head 'Yellow - srafandseedpods OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE'S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE 656,371 notes ...'

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A Tumblr thread about the intergalactic adventures of a space Roomba. | humans-are-seriously-weird E space-australians Follow sepulchritude Follow on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba™ with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship

Tumblr Thread: Intergalactic Adventures Of Weaponized Roomba

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A funny Tumblr story about a plumber accidentally spawning a Lovecraftian nightmare. | lullabyforavirgin S iwasgoingtohellanyw catchymemes Follow Malgayne 19h 2 my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there.

Plumber Accidentally Spawns Waking Lovecraftian Nightmare

tumblr thread about giving a dog buttons with recorded words on them to press on when they want something thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Text - moderngargoyle Follow I made the absolutely fucktacular mistake of giving my dog buttons that I recorded words on to talk with and she keeps waking me up in the thrice damned wee hours o the night to tell me and deubtless she eould not POSSIBLY wait until merning to say-that she wants to eat the cat's food'

Tumblr Thread: Teaching Dog To Speak Using Buttons With Recorded Words

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A quick and informative thread on animals' quirky behavior. | does my cat think kiss his little head? Does he know 's affection or does he think trying eat him valkurion-transverse These questions are totes why follow top quality content right here kittykat8311 's important! spideryspiderygoodness Well depends. Do try put ketchup on him before kissing his head would change things

Quick Informative Tumblr Post On Animals' Quirky Behavior

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A Tumblr user explores the meaning of life in a laminated paper towel. | rogueziph-blog laminated paper towel urbandictionaryfinds why does this have 31 thousand notes oneglitterorgy made useless but also prevented end predestined | cuddlemonstercas But wait this is actually freaking out though raises so many questions about otherwise incomprehensible meaning life as collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity Imagine if one day were given choice: Become immortal and indestructible

Tumblr User Explores Meaning Of Life In Laminated Paper Towel

Funny nerdy memes about dungeons & dragons, gaming, lord of the rings | DM Random Dragon DM Cocky Bard shooting canon | my family is talking about video games and asks my opinion scrollablememes RECYCLE reporter interviewing a trash can

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Tumblr user explains Maroon 5's mediocrity | penicillium-pusher don't trust Maroon 5 captocie why penicillium-pusher Well first all there's 7 band members, not 5 s not why don't trust them just think 's weird. But here's thing. They're never top selling artists. On top 100 list, they're only 40s. They very rarely have number 1 hit. They're considered good suppose but not great. Not best many people have heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band s zero many s zero. If thinking yourself No love

Tumblr User Investigates Maroon 5's Successful Mediocrity

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a tumblr list of sciences and how well they can be licked | snowysauropteryx Can lick science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO DO NOT Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous

Tumblr Thread: Sciences Judged By Lickability

funny and dumb posts from tumblr | tilthat TIL 1946 trapped moth caused malfunction early computer which resulted term 'bug be coined all software errors. via reddit.com 1dietcokeinacan Follow an icon pbrim Follow And know about because Admiral Grace Hopper, one early programmers, wrote about her diary and even taped fried corpse moth page. 9,098 notes | Better Graphics Tougher Edgier Nintendo owldude: bryko: AN ACTUAL SLIDE NINTENDO'S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE early 2000s is treasure

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