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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

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A collection of funny moments from the world of Tumblr. | Josh Hara @yoyoha Leaving watermelon on someone's doorstep middle night is pretty inexpensive way occupy portion their mind forever. 6/21/12, 10:50 AM oleandir be inexplicable phenomena wish see world

A Dazzling Collection Of Splendid Tumblr Gems

Tumblr thread argues that Violet Beauregarde should've won Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory. | evayna Violet Beauregarde should've won Wonka's chocolate factory Have watched movie last decade or more? No. Do have iron clad evidence support my argument? Yes. She's most knowledgeable about candy. She's committed and knows her stuff Wonka holds up little yellow piece across room, she recognizes immediately. She able switch candy bars sake contest, so know she has personal discipline and is goal

Tumblr Thread: Violet Beauregarde Should've Won Willy Wonka's Factory

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funny tumblr memes and moments | wodneswynn One characters our D&D party is an orc named Brick established orcs get their names through tests strength and his name is Brick because 's strongest thing he able break with his bare hands. By profession, Brick is therapist. His ultimate ambition is one day do therapy so good he can change his name Depression. naamahdarling went into this expecting beautiful himbo and came out love with Brick and crying over therapist orcs. Source: wodneswynn 26,010

Funny, Random and Shiny Tumblr Gems

A Tumblr story about a terribly misunderstood toy named Evil Chancellor Traytor. | avian-american probablyjustamagpie Follow themanslayer Follow love fantasy its like king galamir mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye treacherous

Tumblr Story: The Terribly Misunderstood Evil Chancellor Traytor

A plumber accidentally ends up creating a metal snake monster. | my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Tumblr Story: Plumber Accidentally Creates Metal Snake Ghost

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A ridiculous Tumblr thread about forging a longsword from the blood of one's enemies. | Ethan Details K So calculated And eould only take about 400 people get enough iron forge steel longsword U know fantasy books talk about swords "forged with blood enemies"

Tumblr User Does The Math On Forging Literal Blood Sword

Christmas themed tumblr posts about animals thumbnail includes one picture of a cat screaming in front of a 2D Christmas tree 'Carnivore - prguitarman Was trying to take a photo of our new 2D Christmas tree when my kitty decided to jump in and become the star Source: prguitarman 222,463 notes ...'

Closing The Year With Christmas Themed Animal Tumblr Treats

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A family's Christmas vampire tradition gets very heated. | kaity--did Okay my house have strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village wraps all around our house through rooms and under trees and 's wonderful. Every year she hides Christmas Vampire

Tumblr Thread: Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Gets Heated

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kakapo is one of the rarest parrots Its the world's heaviest parrot Its possibly the oldest living bird and It has a subsonic turn that can travel several doesn't even it GALUMPHS there is literally word what this precious is moss potato

One of the rarest parrots

A funny Tumblr story about a moms' book club getting crashed by the song "WAP." | tricktster Follow So other night my mom upstairs on zoom call with Council Retired White Moms (her book club my dad downstairs working out, and my brother and were cleaning up kitchen, which obviously requires soundtrack. Now know sometimes like "alexa, play song and she's like "playing totally different song] on TST's spotify or maybe she just decides play literally nothing instead? My workaround has always been

Tumblr Story: Mom's Esteemed Book Club Crashed By Dirty Music

Tumblr users go all in on a conversation about The Incredibles | silverhawk honestly tho scene incredibles where mr. incredible sees names all old super heroes used be his friends he knew Back Day and every one them has been killed by syndrome is such chilling scene so many reasons like one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc means almost every hero wanted try out being hero again despite laws against and wanted try

Tumblr Users Analyze "The Incredibles" To Oblivion

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tumblr thread on competitive werewolf neighbors | Are trying tell most hardcore ride-or-die PTA mothers are probably actually werewolves? therobotmonster settling this through old ways, Helen Spiked silver chains on night blood moon spring bake sale, Helen. Turn down notch Fine. But they taste my lemon squares going wish gone with silver chains, Jessi Meanwhile, across room.

Tumblr Thread: Werewolves Would Be Ultra-Competitive Neighbors

A quick Tumblr post celebrates people's inner nerd tendencies. | fandomsandfeminism My favorite thing is listening people go into extreme detail about some micro- aspect some hobby they love know nothing about. My mother law loves bird watching other day she told about birder world is ROCKED with controversy about new Audubon society bird naming conventions, particularly their new guidelines on hyphenation.

Tumblr Post Celebrates People's Inner Nerd

Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

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tumblr thread about a bird that keeps messing with the dog thumbnail includes a picture of a confused looking dog and the caption 'Text - kingtcholla Follow MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE'

Tumblr Thread: Jerk Parrot Messing With Dog

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tumblr thread about a dumb dog who licks doors whenever he wants to go outside thumbnail includes a picture of a dog licking a closet door and the text 'Now whenever he needs out, he will go to any random door and start licking it. And I mean any door - the bathroom door, my bedroom door, my closet, the goddamn door of a kitchen cabinet, even'

Tumblr Thread: Dog Licks Doors Whenever He Wants To Go Out

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