funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | Text - Rachel @femaleredhead god (creating me): here's the ability to be funny sometimes me: omg thank you! so i guess i'll be pretty happy then god: LOL wow, you are funny

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 26, 2020)

this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a black kitten biting someone's arm and a black panther biting someone's hand 'Nose - Cats @SpaceCatPics i see no difference

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (October 23th)

Mariel Ruvinsky

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man complains on Twitter that he can't get a date despite having 700lbs. of beef a year | thumbnail Text - Dangerously Beefy @vickers_stephen 000 My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 Ibs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelors degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad

Man With 700lbs. Of Beef Can't Get A Date: Funny Twitter Thread

Viral Videos, Funny Tweets, Twitter, Instagram, Sarah Palin, Politics, Presidential Election | Sarah Palin filming herself Dear Lisa

Sarah Palin's Bizarre Home Video Has Twitter Confused

this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a black kitten biting someone's arm and a black panther biting someone's hand 'Nose - Cats @SpaceCatPics i see no difference

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (October 23th)

Mariel Ruvinsky

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twitter thread of cats sleeping in tiny IKEA bed - thumbnail includes four images of a cat walking up to its new bedroom complete with two tiny beds "today we made our cats a bedroom"

Twitter User Reveals New Cat Bedroom, Others Quickly Join In (Thread)

cat memes, tweets, comics and more - thumbnail of tiny white kitten screaming ontop of an orange "look at his absolute baby i found at work the other day - she absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling."

Mid-Week Kitty Litter Which Requires Clearing

cat memes, tweets, comics and more - thumbnail of tiny white kitten screaming ontop of an orange "look at his absolute baby i found at work the other day - she absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling."

Mid-Week Kitty Litter Which Requires Clearing

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Article about how KFC Spain @kfc_es is using Twitter to share cursed images and shitposts instead of just pandering to their audience on social media, funny tweets | single fried chicken drum | Cornn Flaek cryptid eating from a bucket of KFC fried chicken

KFC Spain Is Taking Over Twitter With Cursed Shitposts

Funny Tweets, Funny Memes, Twitter, Twitch Stream, Politics, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, Among Us, Video Games | Custom Settings Map: The Skeld # Impostors: 2 Impostor Confirm Ejects: Off Emergency Meetings: 1 Anonymous Votes: Off Emergeocy Cooldown: 20s Discussion Time: 15s MY8h SIIhÅn s Voting Time: 90s Player Speed' 1.25x Crewmate Vision: 0.5x Impostor Vision: 1.5x Kill Cooldown: 22.5s Kill Distance: Short Task Bar Meetings Visual Tasks: Off # Common Tasks: O hasanabi maia•— Lupo Toast # Long

Twitter Reacts To AOC's Smash-Hit Among Us Twitch Stream

Funny tweets about things that people recently learned | Talaya @talayafromspace today years old found out nanny's name Parent Trap is not Jessie. Chessy Fictional character OVERVIEW PLAYED BY MOVIE VIDEOS PEOPI | today years old found out broccoli is made. cauliflower painted green

Amusing Facts People Learned When They Were 'Today Years Old'

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Funny tweets with the hashtag #fakescarymoviefacts horror movies, twitter meme, twitter game, hashtag game | The Exorcist Jeff Dwoskin Says Wear A Mask @bigmacher She wasn't possessed, it was mild flu | Jaws The shark in Jaws was, in fact, a female dolphin with anger management issues named Karen

Twitter Is Getting Into The Spooky Spirit With 'Fake Scary Movie Facts'

twitter thread proving that corgis crossed with other dog breeds just look like corgis in disguise - thumbnail includes two images, one of a corgi dalmation mix and a corgi australian shephard mix

Corgis Crossed With Other Dog Breeds (Twitter Thread)

Funny meme about the perfect name for a firefighter, les mcburney | The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefighter Lieutenant Les McBurney Sun Prairie Fire department

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Funny Tweets, Twitter, Funny Memes, Epic Fail | Trending United States Zoom Dick | Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. illustration

'Zoom Dick' Is Trending On Twitter And The Internet Has Had Enough

Funny Christian hip-hop video, cringe videos, christianity, evangelists, televangelists | Y'all... Come look at this | This dude said f a moonwalk lemme hit the disciple slide!

Vintage Christian Hip-Hop Performance Brings The Cringe

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Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

25 Downright Delightful Dog Memes For Dog Dads Indulging in Wholesomeness

25 Downright Delightful Dog Memes For Dog Dads Indulging in Wholesomeness

Successful businessman refuses to give half his fortune to his farmer brother after a lifetime of his family favoring his brother: 'I was sending money home regularly.'

Successful businessman refuses to give half his fortune to his farmer brother after a lifetime of his family favoring his brother: 'I was sending money home regularly.'

Neighbor demands closer parking spot because she has 3 kids under 5 years old, resident refuses and reports ongoing disputes: 'You don't NEED close spot like do'

Neighbor demands closer parking spot because she has 3 kids under 5 years old, resident refuses and reports ongoing disputes: 'You don't NEED close spot like do'

Company bans employees from working from home on Fridays because the office felt empty: 'I’m commuting an hour each way again purely for vibes.'

Company bans employees from working from home on Fridays because the office felt empty: 'I’m commuting an hour each way again purely for vibes.'

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