funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

funny and cute bird memes - thumbnail includes two images on of proud parents and screaming ball of feathers and one of a cute tweets where a bird hands his human a feather | kelsey lewin Follow Okelslewin think this means my bird just asked marry him

Cockatiel Hour: Emusing Birb Memes

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fresh batch of dog rates from popular twitter acound 'we rate dogs' - thumbnail of cute dog that looks like a wrinkly baby hippo | WeRateDogs dog_rates only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank 13/10 Shar Pei

Fresh Doggo Rates Is The Ultimate Uplifting Update

funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - Rachel @femaleredhead girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 21, 2020)

funny tweet about girls on social media craziest woman birthday sarah

LOL

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Funny tweets about the Midwest | WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE Where are Names biggest city live by bc 's not worth explaining where actually

Fifteen Amusing Midwestern Tweets In Honor Of The Flyover States

Funny tweet that reads, "You never see Brian May and Isaac Newton in the same room, do you?" above a photo of Brian May next to a painting of Isaac Newton

Is This The Real Life...?

funny tweet Line Art Lionheart @notalogin People who say go big or go home seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day

It Me

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funny thread comparing civil war generals to muppets | Cecily Zander @CNZander George Armstrong Custer Miss Piggy United States Army officer commander American Civil War

Amusing Twitter Thread Compares Civil War Generals to Muppets

funny tweet about hurricanes having the same names as waffle house waitstaff | Peter Revello @peter_revello We got a whole Waffle House waitstaff brewing in the atlantic

Hey Y'all

list of adorable and funny wholesome animals - thumbnail includes one tweet with two images of a kitten sleeping | my friend got kitten and this is he sleeps small cat funny weird sleeping position face down

Weekend Celebration With Animal Wholesomeness Gallery

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 20, 2020)

Funny tweet that reads, "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28 years old and works in IT"

So Sad :(

a collection of this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a classroom in which a cat is sitting on a collection of phones on the desk watching over a student taking an exam 'Job - 오늘은 영현이다C @todayitsyoungk There's no way you can cheat on your test with this cat guarding you. .. #FromFriendsJaeAndJed #HAPPY_JAE_DAY #제형이_생일축하함답 @Jae_Day6'

Most Puuurfect Cat Tweets Of This Week

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funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that

Funny Twitter Thread Poking Fun At How Some Men Apologize

funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 13, 2020)