funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny meme about miley cyrus and london | elliot @elliotjtp there is no way you have met everyone in london in one day Miley Ray Cyrus @MileyCyrus LOVED meeting everyone in london today!

SMH

Funny animal tweets | cj @currentvictim congratulations my cat on getting stuck between sliding door and screen door again grey fuzzy cat hanging from a screen door with its paws

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (April 20, 2020)

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Funny tweet claiming that Lunchables pizza is peak Italian-American cuisine | limited breadsticks @limitlessjest This is the ideal pizza. You may not like it, but this is what peak Italian- American cuisine looks like.

Buon Appetito!

Funny tweet about how when your therapist laughs it make you think you're doing well in therapy, unhealthy feelings | sara mchenry @yellowcardigan My therapist: laughs at a joke I said Me to myself: This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

Totally Normal

Funny bad jokes, dad jokes, what's updog, updog joke, funny tweet about dying and doing a whats updog joke to the doctor | doctor: itm afraid he may never wake up from his coma my wife: on his will it says he's left all his updog to you doctor: what is updog my wife: i don't know [my body starts convulsing]

Nice

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Funniest relationship tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland If they would spend this time putting bar Target my wife and her friends will fix economy about 48 hours once this is over. 4:40 pm 10 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 259 Retweets 1.9K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Funny tweet that reads, "Bet Marie Kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now"

Nothin' To Spark Joy

funny tweets parenting kids | Jacob Nosal Follow @JacobNosal Replying scottlincicome my son turned 2 found out do fact, negotiate with terrorists. 4:43 PM 8 Jul 2019

Parents Tweet About Their Nonstop Petty Negotiations With Their Kids

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Funny meme about quarantine water parks | what if the government wants us inside because they're going to surprise us with a new water park

Hmm

Funny tweets about cats and dogs sick of their humans | stabbed open seltzer can while screaming @rachelmillman know ok im sick too woman snuggling a cat

Pets Are Sick Of Their Owners Being Home All Day (Tweets)

Funny tweet that reads, "'I sold an hour of my life for $13' doesn't sound nearly as good as 'I make $13/hour'" shower thought

Not Nearly As Cool

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justin timberlake parenting twitter quarantine coronavirus COVID-19 funny tweets isolation sympathy | krp @KayArePea Replying 1followernodad parenting toddler by myself, trying simultaneously do and work home, and somehow expected hold together while my income cut by 75 sincerely want them both punched face immediately.

Justin Timberlake Finding 24-Hour Parenting Hard, But Receives Little Sympathy

Guy Walks His Dogs Wearing a Crazy Costume Every Day To Cheer Up His Neighbors | guy dressed like a pirate holding two dogs on a leash | same guy wearing a wig and a red belly dancer costume

Guy Walks His Dogs Wearing a Crazy Costume Every Day To Cheer Up His Neighbors

Funny tweets about old photo of Greta Gerwig, director of Little Women and Ladybird | charlene @GREENKNIGHT is this picture greta gerwig real | iggy @offbrandwagner girls who say hiii girls who say bruh

Twitter's Having A Field Day With This Normie Photo Of Greta Gerwig

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Funny tweet about a guy who saw pizza hut tet his girlfriend goodnight, says they have the best customer service, she is probably cheating | albert @albert12793506 just saw this on my girlfriends phone, their customer service is like no other Pizza hut Goodnight

Oof

dogs tweets rate doggo doggos animals aww cute tweets funny twitter | WeRateDogs dog_rates This is Nellie. She's an astronaut. Please don't interrupt her spacewalk. 13/10 6:45 PM Apr 6, 2020 Twitter iPhone 31.6K Retweets 258.9K Likes soap bubble floating in front of a dog making it look as if the dog is wearing a space helmet

Uplifting The World One Doggo Rate At A Time (New Tweets)

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Couple performs roadside rescue of 14 week old purebred Mudi puppy who was hanging on to life, after tense night the puppy pulls through and is found a furever home with loving family, rescuers say: ‘It was bittersweet bringing her over there’

Couple performs roadside rescue of 14 week old purebred Mudi puppy who was hanging on to life, after tense night the puppy pulls through and is found a furever home with loving family, rescuers say: ‘It was bittersweet bringing her over there’

28 Feline Funnies for People Who are Ruled by a Royal Cat Overlord

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'Memes are back on the menu, boys': 36 Lord of the Rings Memes for Fans Quoting LOTR Whenever Possible

'Memes are back on the menu, boys': 36 Lord of the Rings Memes for Fans Quoting LOTR Whenever Possible

Resident refuses to shovel snow for entitled neighbor after they watched her decline help for an elderly woman when she slipped outside her house: 'I just walked away'

Resident refuses to shovel snow for entitled neighbor after they watched her decline help for an elderly woman when she slipped outside her house: 'I just walked away'

Worker quits on the spot after boss fires him and demands he stay 3 weeks to train his replacement: ‘You can't toss someone overboard and ask them to train someone as they go over the railing’

Worker quits on the spot after boss fires him and demands he stay 3 weeks to train his replacement: ‘You can't toss someone overboard and ask them to train someone as they go over the railing’

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