funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet that reads, "'I sold an hour of my life for $13' doesn't sound nearly as good as 'I make $13/hour'" shower thought

Not Nearly As Cool

justin timberlake parenting twitter quarantine coronavirus COVID-19 funny tweets isolation sympathy | krp @KayArePea Replying 1followernodad parenting toddler by myself, trying simultaneously do and work home, and somehow expected hold together while my income cut by 75 sincerely want them both punched face immediately.

Justin Timberlake Finding 24-Hour Parenting Hard, But Receives Little Sympathy

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Guy Walks His Dogs Wearing a Crazy Costume Every Day To Cheer Up His Neighbors | guy dressed like a pirate holding two dogs on a leash | same guy wearing a wig and a red belly dancer costume

Guy Walks His Dogs Wearing a Crazy Costume Every Day To Cheer Up His Neighbors

Funny tweets about old photo of Greta Gerwig, director of Little Women and Ladybird |  charlene @GREENKNIGHT is this picture greta gerwig real | iggy @offbrandwagner girls who say hiii girls who say bruh

Twitter's Having A Field Day With This Normie Photo Of Greta Gerwig

Funny tweet about a guy who saw pizza hut tet his girlfriend goodnight, says they have the best customer service, she is probably cheating | albert @albert12793506 just saw this on my girlfriends phone, their customer service is like no other Pizza hut Goodnight

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dogs tweets rate doggo doggos animals aww cute tweets funny twitter | WeRateDogs dog_rates This is Nellie. She's an astronaut. Please don't interrupt her spacewalk. 13/10 6:45 PM Apr 6, 2020 Twitter iPhone 31.6K Retweets 258.9K Likes soap bubble floating in front of a dog making it look as if the dog is wearing a space helmet

Uplifting The World One Doggo Rate At A Time (New Tweets)

Funniest animal tweets | ErinEph @ErinEph My downstairs neighbor lives alone so he is borrowing our dog whenever he needs She's down there right now. They're eating dinner together. 5:27 am 3 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 35.5K Retweets 511.5K Likes

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (April 13, 2020)

Funny meme about depression and creativity Elena Lifewaster Jr. @elunatyk I want to upgrade my depression to the one that makes you create "Starry Night" and not the one that has you lay in bed and try and eat a bagel without having to use your hands.

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Funny random memes | alone public and start getting self conscious about every little thing AM HOLDING MY ELBOW Too HIGH UP? | No one: God after every month 2020 Disint More! Trand Core More! Star Wars Kylo Ren

Twenty-Eight Excellent Memes That Don't Require An IQ

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Gave my man a quarantine fade" above photos of a guy's terrible haircut

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Funny random memes | fish choking see couples post about much they love each other | cat with raised hair need stop being lonely and talk people Someone: Hey :

Thirty Entertaining Posts Of Mediocre Quality

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Tweets Funny Isolation Stories With His Mini Horse And Donkey

Arnold Schwarzenegger Tweets Funny Isolation Stories With His Mini Horse And Donkey

funny tweets demands customers professional client reveal crazy | Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun 's most ridiculous demand customer has made l'll go first working retail woman once demanded pick her up her Botox appointment with my car bring her mall shop

Professionals Reveal The Craziest Demands From Their Customers

Funny twitter meme HOW TF AM I AN ESSENTIAL WORKER, mascots, chuck e cheese, baskin robbins | tweet by D DrKok2Puss Outfit laid out. Shift starts 15min tf am an essential worker?

'How TF Am I An Essential Worker' Memes Have Taken Over Twitter

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Funny parenting tweets | Dani Burger @daniburgz Not muting mic is new reply all 6:07 pm 30 Mar 2020 TweetDeck 36.3K Retweets 251K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (April 6, 2020)

Funny meme about dallas cowboys returning to dallas texas because people are quarantined due to covid-19 coronavirus, we are the virus | Deric @DericRichardson Wow. This is Dallas, TX today where the city's cowboys have returned for the first time since 1805. The earth is healing, we are the virus

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