funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny cringey tough guys, badass, yikes, reddit, social media posts | man reaches certain age where he doesn't want any drama. He doesn't want fight anyone, and IF forced he will not fight fair. He will not quit and there are no weapons he will not use s best leave him alone | SPORT BIBLE Emirates FLY BETTER Zlatan Ibrahimovi lbra_official tested negative Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms so ever. Covid had courage challenge Bad idea

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this week's collection of the best cat tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Elle "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlethem" M. @ellle em Cat: IS HUMAN SLEEPING Me: no not yet Cat: WHY NO SLEEPING Me: because l'm having trouble falling sleep Cat: OH Cat: I HELP Cat: WILL MAKE GENTLE SOOTHING NOISES WITH PLASTIC CAT JUST FOUND Me: wait Cat: [CRINKLEJ[CRINKLE][CRINKLE][CRINKLE][CRINKLEJ [CRINKLEJ[CRINKLEJ[CRINKLEJ 11:34 PM Dec 22, 2020 · Twitter Web App 181 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.4K Likes'

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funny Christmas memes | fluffy black cat wrapped up in fairy lights with a star hanging over its head. you became very thing swore destroy. jesus taking a mirror selfie Steppin out tonight, B-day flow.

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best cat and dog tweets of the week - thumbnail of tweet of cats that look like eggs "mm fluffy eggs"

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funny and relatable tweets about being tired of cooking in 2020 | brandon jinx big jinx @brandonjinx Man tired cooking bout just drink this bottle salad dressing and get bed 4:43 AM May 12, 2020 Twitter iPhone 51 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 359 Likes

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twitter thread about how christmas cards were really weird in the 1800s | tweet by RabbitThoughts cheap postage stamps came out 1800s suddenly people could send Christmas Cards. Since medium new visual language didn't really exist yet. Their symbolism is all over map and 's fantastic MerryChristmas #History #VisualArt. half man half turnip in a top hat.

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funny memes and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Told Abby this is where she can put her letters Santa. So she gathered her toy letters and put them Santa. fetters SANTA felld SA | Robert McNees @mcnees Recently told 8yo she should always replace toilet paper runs out. Just found this bathroom. 3:18 PM 11/29/20 Twitter iPhone 74 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 979 Likes

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Woman tells hilarious story about a Pomeranian dog in funny Twitter thread | Text - Merry Priest (rhymes with Cherie Priest) @cmpriest Things overheard whilst a zippy Pomeranian named "Chunk" escaped his yard and chased after me while I walked Greyson and Lucy this morning. A thread:

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funny tweets from women about wearing sweatpants in 2020 | thumbnail Text - Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon if britney spears can be motivated enough to put black eyeliner all around her eyes every day i can be motivated to change from nighttime sweatpants into daytime sweatpants 3:02 AM Apr 8, 2020 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 48 Likes >

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adorable and hilarious animal pics and memes - thumbnail includes two animal tweets - one of a hedgehog with a seatbelt on "strapping in for 2021" and one of an old man holding a dog "my father turned 90 and wanted to do a photoshoot to be posted on social media even thought he isn't on it"

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Funny twitter thread from Canadian Mohammad Hussein celebrating Christmas for the first time, lol, funny tweets, Justin Trudeau reply | Hussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I arm not going home, because pandemic so my rwnmates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas. I am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are a few observations. Observation I: Christmas is a part time job that you have from mid- November to the end of

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people share the ridiculous things they did for losers they were in love with | thumbnail Text - Christmas trees & COVID vaccines @teedotham Replying to @literElly At twenty-and-one-whole-idiot years old, a guy asked me to pretend to be a delivery person and take his ex [who he was trying to win back] flowers and a bear. My ass walked into a lecture hall and she clocked me IMMEDIATELY, then pulled me out in the hall to yell at me [..fair]. 5:37 AM Dec 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny and corny dad jokes and memes, bad jokes, dad humor, cringe, funny tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets | IV Daveastated FOLDERS @Daveastated feel like deserve statue. Them: Aren't getting ahead yourself No s bust.

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