funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Advertisement
How it started: How it's going: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen as child actors and as gothic adults funny meme

Same

funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text -  taylor garron @taylorgarron i'm getting hotter as i'm getting older and that is because i always return the shopping cart to its proper home 7:57 PM Oct 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.4K Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 14.1K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 2, 2020)

Advertisement
funny tweets, twitter, social media, weird news, current events, 2020, memes | hail the sausage king man opening coat to reveal many sausages | Mmmm Cupcakes @NotMaryJoLisa Replying to @BBCWorld This has some strong Game of Thrones meets Ferris Beuller undertones. PCR RitesGood @pcrritesgood "The most ambitious crossover event in history!

Russian Oligarch Known As 'Sausage King' Murdered With Crossbow In Sauna

best and most popular animal tweets of the week thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Laura Bassett @LEBassett My dog found a croissant on the ground one time, months ago, and he still drags me to that same spot every single day to check if there's a new one. I may start occasionally hiding them there before our walks just to make his day 8:43 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 727 Retweets 197 Quote Tweets 18.5K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 2nd, 2020)

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Funny Tweets, Mariah Carey | Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang *November 1st* Mariah Carey: Undertaker sitting up in his coffin

Not Again

Advertisement
funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Toilet training your kid means you can use unlimited amounts of bribery so: -if you pee in the toilet you'll get a sticker -when you poop in the toilet you'll get a toy -if you stop peeing and pooping all over the house you can carry on living with mummy & daddy 5:08 PM · Oct 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 131 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 1, 2020)

funny tweets, twitter, funny memes, social media, jokes | Danya @dxxnya they look like this dasani water sucks @helloit 2020-10-14 do u know if mushrooms are bad mushroom with a shotgun | FROVO fro_vo course moon has water where do think rain comes idiot

39 Fresh Tweets From The Joke Experts Of Twitter

funny memes, funny tweets, twitter, 2020 memes | KellyAnn Noble @starmagicsoul If 2020 was a alcoholic drink what would it be? peyton _9 @peytonfishel vodka in a water bottle when you're expecting water

Too Accurate

Advertisement
Funny meme about british guy in head say bit sad innit | daniel gore @imdanielpatrick there has been a british voice in my head saying "bit sad innit" for the past week and a half

Same

Funny fail from TAsty HOon mukbang, cheese in chocolate fountain, twitter reactions, relatable, self-deprecating memes | Parker @panoparker Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain | dan seifert @dcseifert • 15h whipped by our own cheese is truly the life we all live in 2020 parker @panoparker Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain

Youtuber's Fondue-Gone-Wrong Inspires Twitter Hilarity

funny tweets about wearing only black regardless of the season | thumbnail Text - Text - Daniel Howell @danielhowell one day i aspire to wear so much black that i simply turn into an event horizon that destroys everything i pass 2:50 AM · Aug 15, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 11.8K Retweets 414 Quote Tweets 71.2K Likes >

Relatable Tweets About Wearing All Black, Whatever The Season

Advertisement
funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Cat Rosé (from the dead) @WinningByARose me: I need a cure for a broken heart witch: ok drink this me: what is it witch: vodka

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 30, 2020)

this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Sarah Andersen 000 @SarahCAndersen A fun part of having a black cat is occasionally accidentally talking to a crumpled up black T-shirt on the floor 12:29 AM Oct 26, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2.7K Retweets 254 Quote Tweets 26.3K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (October 30th)

Funny random and clever tweets | Dave Cactus @dave_cactus finest Scotch, please Yes, sir guy at Staples says as he hands 12 year old roll tape.

23 Amusing Tweets We Wish We'd Twote

Advertisement
this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a black kitten biting someone's arm and a black panther biting someone's hand 'Nose - Cats @SpaceCatPics i see no difference

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (October 23th)

funny tweets about pregnancy | thumbnail Text - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault A very humbling moment in my life was when I was pregnant and feeling very busty, so I went to a lingerie store and was like "yeah, I don't even KNOW what cup size I am, because PREGNANCY has made my chest HUGE," so they measured me and they were like "ma'am you are a 34A" 4:27 AM May 27, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 85 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes >

Funny Tweets Which Sum Up The Trials And Tribulations Of Pregnancy