funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

It's True

Someone tweets, "Glasses are so unattractive" and someone else replies with, "We just tryna see damn"

Tough Crowd

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Tweet that reads, "Facebook ads are cool 'cause I'm like 'Oh look that was the thing I thought about yesterday but never typed or said aloud to another soul on earth'"

Stop Reading My Mind, Zuckerberg!!

Tweet that reads, "Used to sneak out my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house"

It Be Like That

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These Funny Tweets Prove Birds Are Just Like Humans

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Tweet that reads, "Fun way to make someone question everything: comment 'you are so brave' on all their selfies"

Meeeeaaann

Funny tweet about dating.

Talk Dirty To Me

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USA Today Published A Hilarious Guide For Old People To Decode Teen Slang

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Tweet that reads, "My 13-year-old son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be one percent nacho"

Nacho Business

Tweet about how people used to print out Mapquest directions before smartphones existed

Who Remembers This Struggle

Funny tweet from Tony Hawk.

Well, Waddya Know?

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Tweet that reads, "I'm starving and all I have is a refrigerator full of health food. I hate who I was four days ago"

Complete And Utter BS

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'Explain A Character Badly' Has Twitter Coming Up With Hilarious Descriptions Of Famous Characters

Pic of someone holding a 'Walmart associate choir' with a tweet that reads, "Omg this explains why there is only three lanes open because they're in the back working on their next album"

Aha!

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These Poorly Drawn Cat Portraits Are Freakin' Hysterical

Tweet that reads, "Let's play a game of Millennial Monopoly. The rules are simple, you start with no money, you can't afford anything, the board is on fire for some reason and everything is your fault"

All Your Fault, Ya Dumb Millennial