funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)

funny tweets from jurassic park updates | Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK have decided cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote down "unthinkable chaos" as their talent

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Funny random memes | finally confront person who is ruining life small birb bird looking in the mirror | feeling smart enough know awkward are, but not smart enough know not be awkward. ar+h 2a NT confused math lady

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Funny Twitter meme about being on a date with a houseplant | An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light

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funny tweets and tumblr posts about embarrassing and awkward conversations and situations | R @RyanLangdon_ elevator doors opened up and guy walked elevator just and him there and he said love And not rude so said love too He gave weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth. | unclewhiskysrevenge So MEANT say "oh crap left my phone my car but ALMOST said oh no left my cone my phar and damn, wouldn't have been embarrassing, but caught myself, and ACTUALLY said Ah, my fart cone So anyway

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funny random tweets | randy @randypaint wife: lets role play. u be michael cera idk kinda nervous wife: omg. ur nailing 6:05 PM 2020-07-31 Twitter iPhone 547 Retweets and comments 6,443 Likes

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Funny random memes and tweets | Cheetah and her cheetos mama cheetah and her cubs | Nobody: My cat crack open door cabbagecatmemes Adios cat skateboarding into a wormhole

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Funny random memes, covid-free memes | MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 [After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour! | IS TIME GO. Were good meme? wait im supposed ask guys NOO dancing pallbearers carrying the grim reaper in a coffin

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awkwar stories and funny moments tweets | Calen @calen I am at food truck and this guy walks up and says have my usual and guy working says don't know who hell are.

Awkward Moments Caught on Tweet

Funny harry potter tweets, twitter memes, spicy tweets | Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella NEVILLE shouldn't be doing this. HARRY: 420 points Splyffindor. NEVILLE don't want smoke ALBUS. Smoke Neville.

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funny tweets introducing male characters the way male screenwriters describe women - cover pic funny tweet describing male character | Shaula Evans @ShaulaEvans Replying jelenawoehr and @becauseivy BOBBY HARDWOOD (23 boy next door, handsome but doesn't know jiggles perkily down stairs despite his XL-cup jockstrap. His perfect, chiseled, well-oiled, otherwise naked body glistens. He grins at MS PROTAGONIST, knowing her insults are really coded flirtation.

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Funny memes about kids and parenting | Little kids tryna make sure see them coughing | grounded my kid and this his @alenwithnojob response. PROGRESS Light ary Av Purbe Xp BU

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Funny tweet that reads, "Any geologists or beachcombers out there know what this is, or should I just accept that it's 2020, of course rocks have grown teeth, and move on?" above photos of a rock that appears to have been split in half and is being kept together by a substance that looks like teeth

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funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets | Priscilla @itsPKav 's dumbest thing 's ever been mansplained mine is one time driving and my husband let know our home up ahead on left 11:32 AM 2020-08-01 Twitter iPhone 8,900 Retweets and comments 147K Likes

Fresh & Funny Tweets For People With Short Attention Spans

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tweets of how god created animals | Nathan Buckley @duplicitron God made raccoons he like do want be an old timey burglar or trash digger. Too slow both now. RETWEETS LIKES 3,599 5,898 1:55 PM 18 May 2013

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Funny random memes | think Descartes Well then are Star Wars prequels Anakin Padme Obi Wan | get up work at 7:00 AM LOVE crying cat getting ready in the morning

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