funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet about how you can talk shit about people at your therapy session and the therapist legally cannot tell anyone else

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tweet by home_halfway just had a great conversation with my cat we discussed the following: is he a little baby he is in fact a little baby the fact that he's very cute the origin of how he got to be so cute

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Funny meme about how not everyone will write shakespeare-esque material while under quarantine for covid-19 coronavirus, rob schneider wrote hot chicks while in quarantine for sars

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Funny tweets about mosquitoes | Alex Dransfeldt @alexdransfeldt Why can't mosquitos suck out my fat instead 3:50 am 5 Sep 2018 Twitter iPhone 3.4K Retweets 11.4K Likes

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Kid Pics And Memes | good morning hustlers remember pull out man lying in bed with a child's feet stepping on his head | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn just congratulated kid throwing up on tile instead carpet case wondered far standards fall parent

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Funny and depressing memes about how horrible 2020 has been | person applying clown makeup 2017 was good year 2018 better liked 2019 2020 will be better | the simpsons homer cheering up bart March february january This is worst month 2020 2020 worst month so far

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Funny tweets from the Lawrence Kansas PD about coronavirus response | LAWRENCE POLICE Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD ART KS Ask yourself "is this enough toilet paper last until August and then do not buy much toilet paper. Also, don't steal toilet paper violates no crime order.

Lawrence Kansas Police Department Tackles Coronavirus With Humor

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relationship tweets | smartass_moms @smartass_moms My husband and had an argument yesterday went bed angry woke up bacon egg cheese thought wow he's really making an effort ate Turns out wasn't 4:01 pm 7 Mar 2020 Twitter Android 67 Retweets 1.2K Likes

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Funny memes about makeup | all needed brow pencil and walk out $341.82 later SEPHORA patrick star with thick lips | getting ready kill bitch who been hitting on man but u want ur makeup be on point person using a knife to apply makeup

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Fresh Tweets For Your Quarantine Scrolling

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parenting tweets coronavirus funny twitter kids | Nick Turner @NewsyNick 9-year-old said she heard cornavirus made up by adults trick kids into washing their hands asked who told her this and she said kid at school Now just pray this kid doesn't know post Twitter thread.

Funny Tweets From Parents Amid Coronavirus Confusion

online shopping expectations vs reality funny tweets twitter dress savage response | Lauren Thompson @laurensophie01 Guess I’ll be ordering a new dress for Saturday then cheers @OfficialPLT

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funny tweet surgery Anesthesia viral reality doctors surgeon patient | dickpic van dyke @youngcogan had surgery assumed they were giving aesthetic they'd count down ten like see on telly but instead czech nurse just looked down at and said "goodbye" andI gone laugh every time think about

Funny Viral Tweet About Reality Of Undergoing Anesthesia For Surgery

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