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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (March 10, 2020)

Funny tweet from Weird Al that reads, "Yeah, no, sorry, not gonna do 'My Corona;'" someone replies below, "That's too bad. It would go viral"

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Rollercoaster Twitter Thread About Vending Machine Heist Gone Wrong

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Funniest parenting tweets | t7 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe Sorry my toddler is being an asshole hoping he's working on new milestone, but might just be who he is now

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 9, 2020)

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Fresh Tweets To Kill Your Monday Pain

Funniest animal tweets | chloe frances @contrachloe my cat is perfect am just watching her eat. she is so good at little drink water after. genius is she so naturally gifted will die her.

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (March 9, 2020)

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Wholesome Dad Saves Dog's Favorite Stuffed Animal (Tweets)

Funniest women tweets | Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Today completed chore have been putting off six months took 15 minutes will learn nothing this.

Celebrating International Women's Day With The Funny Women Of Twitter

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Random Memes For Taking the Edge Off

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Informative Twitter thread about climate change | tweet by Lorrie Goldstein @sunlorrie Next time Social Justice Warrior tells science is settled" on global warming, ask them explain science. Then watch fun

'SJW' Puts Climate-Change Denier In His Place

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