funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet that reads, "Why do I even bother shopping at Walmart anymore" above a photo of a product called "Mayonster" mayonnaise and monster drink

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Elsa, twitter, Neil deGrasse Tyson, frozen, face, funny tweets, scientist, comments | tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not anybody asked, but if Elsa Frozen" has Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs occupying 4x normal volume within her cranium just sayin 4:08 AM Feb 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 6.6K Retweets 66.7K Likes

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

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Funny tweet about someone's high school reunion that turns into a dad joke | high school reunion me i'm in the army now friend i thought you were either going to be a referee or an attorney yeah i couldn't decide between boxers and briefs so i went commando

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Funny "Oh to be" tweets about animals | tweet by ava @twentyfivebag oh be capybara an open air bath surrounded by floating oranges with an orange on its head 2:00 am 7 Jan 2020 Twitter iPhone

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Funny random memes | woman in bad makeup holding up a child's framed drawing My son did this portrait over 10 years ago still look same my opinion. | going bed knowing wasn't cursed with cilantro tasting like soap gene child lying in bed in pajamas with hearts coming out of his head

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girl scout cookies tweets funny lol twitter | tweet by Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw Yeah ate 2 boxes Girl Scout cookies today and l'll do again tomorrow, too are doing support female entrepreneurs? 1,044 3:58 AM Feb 11, 2019

Girl Scout Cookie Season Has Arrived (26 Tweets)

funniest tweets by women | halle @teechalamet if timothée chalamet's name spelled timothy chalamet he wouldn't be nearly as successful can't explain why but 's true 4:17 pm 18 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 18.6K Retweets 178.7K Likes

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funny animal tweets | WeRateDogs dog_rates This is Wally. He has no teeth so his tongue always sticks out. Tried his best keep second pic, but made his ear go up. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (February 24, 2020)

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Funniest parenting tweets | Jessie @mommajessiec being lowered into my grave My kids throw laundry on top my casket

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 23, 2020)

funny British tweets | fatuma @fatumakhaireh Do remember Bridget Jones considered loser having full-time job PR and having our own flat zone one London and being single

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zoos amazon review animals twitter tweets funny lol cute rate rating | Owl Oregon Zoo O @OregonZoo WONT BE DISAPPOINTED This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality No distortion at full volume but bass is little weak. Top rotates which is plus rateaspecies O 2,440 7:03 PM Mar 9, 2018

Zoos Rating Species In The Form Of An Amazon Review

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Funny random memes | Maybe this coffee will help be more productive Coffee: coffee art foam conceited rapper reaction | unbreakable kimmy schmidt titus hug Potatoes literally any form

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Wholesome tweets of the week | tweet by Harry @wroetoshaw Gave my Dad Mr Bean cut out Christmas and he's been moving around house scare my Mum pics of a rowan atkinson cardboard cut out standing in different locations in a house

Wholesome Things That Happened In The Past Week And Deserve Emoji Hearts (Tweets)

Funny random memes | winnie the pooh squinting reading from a piece of paper: Teachers faces before they butcher foreign names | tweet by J.R. McGrail @JRMcGrail Baking hack: Chop off Angel head homemade Baby Yoda cookie cutter.

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Funny random memes | Leonardo DiCaprio in django unchained holding blizzard ice cream upside down: No one at all: Dairy Queen employees | avengers marvel thanos 10 and parents ask bring beer them guide others treasure cannot posses.

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Funny tweets, relatable, relatable tweets, buddha, stupid memes, twitter memes, 280 characters or less, parenting tweets | hype @TheHyyyype first day as professor going be introduced some uncomfortable ideas here and tackle sensitive issues, but expect everyone be adults about class general whispering ok first topic pop tart is calzone class general outrage | Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting other person die taking notes: Buddha says make

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