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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funny tweets about being 30 years old | 30andTired @30andTired Imagine s 2008. MGMT just came out with Electric Feel with group friends met at freshman orientation and blasting shit room is hazy, and Natty Ice is flowin. No one has care world. And then. Out nowhere. Hotbox pizza shows up.

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Funny meme about how this woman looks like austin powers, hosting super tuesday, politics, fashion | tweet by slizzzymcguire they got austin powers commentating the election SUPER TUESDAY STAKES Valerie Jarrett

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funny random memes and tweets, relatable memes, relatable tweets | Cheish @TheCheish Mother: can please fix my computer leans back chair well well well if isn't Miss 'Get Off Computer' Years 1994 2006 | WORK EMAIL AT 5:00 ON FRIDAY

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funny random tweets | tweet by dickpic van dyke @youngcogan had surgery assumed they were giving aesthetic they'd count down ten like see on telly but instead czech nurse just looked down at and said "goodbye" and gone laugh every time think about | Jaz 7¬D-24 @jungkookwyd_ SHORT PPL Google can go heaven with tattoos People with tattoos will not go heaven. People who drink alcohol will not go heaven. People who eat too much pork will also not go heaven. Short people will not go to heaven

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funny random memes | just-shower-thoughts 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's seem have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem just be one big chunk time has no significant meaning. supernovajazzy FINALLY SOMEONE SAID bundibird These last 17 years have an "oh no" feel just gets bigger and louder with each consecutive year | Alright time sleep. My brain: mistakes Top 50 DVD you've made pink puppy in space holding a cd

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Funny parody tweets about coronavirus featuring the Center for Disease Control and hit songs | Dave Connelly @DavidConnelly Replying actioncookbook BEATLES: Yeah got something think understand CDC s Covid-19 BEATLES wanna hold hand CDC: Not advisable BEATLES wanna hold hand CDC: No

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Funniest tweets by women | Kels @kels1643 only 22 and so burnt out LOL am supposed do another 60 YEARS work hate here 5:23 am 26 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 77.3K Retweets 291.2K Likes

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Funny tweets about Coronavirus first case in new york city, manhattan, andrew cuomo, coronavirus memes, twitter memes | AnikiChad AnikiChad virus after spending one day New York #Coronavirusnyc 8 mauro_txt 9:01 AM 3/2/20 Twitter Android virus wearing timberlake shoes and a snapback | Platoon Princess @platoonprincess Millennials taking subway full comfort after having embraced death years ago Coronavirusnyc GIF 10:25 AM 3/2/20 Twitter Web App

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Funny random memes | mid transformation Animorph do feel like today | New year new man holding white balloons and dressed in a black shirt that reads HAVE GIVEN UP

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Funniest animal tweets of the week | peytøn @peytnhaag $5 week has been coming out my bank months and only just realized adopted kangaroo named Poppy on New Year's Eve while destroyed 8:47 pm 26 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 34.7K Retweets 418.1K Likes

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Funny random memes | Possibly greatest engagement photo all time. Blind guy proposes his wife man presenting a ring to a wall while his girlfriend watches from behind him balloons that spell out LOVE | presenting class and someone says can speak up can't hear

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Funny Twitter meme about a doctor telling a woman that her biological clock is ticking; she responds with lyrics to "Tik Tok" by Kesha | zfedraws me when i'm 30 with no kids tik tok on the clock but the party don't stop no

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Funniest parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland Stop assuming all toddlers want give high five. 3:07 pm 20 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 161 Retweets 1.1K Likes

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Employee gets PTO request approved for family emergency, then revoked with no notice: 'If you take off unapproved time then we'll have to let you go'

Employee gets PTO request approved for family emergency, then revoked with no notice: 'If you take off unapproved time then we'll have to let you go'

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‘Magraw got behind me and magee in front, they both growled louder, and all of a sudden I got the impression I was being herded.’: High school student saved from a mountain lion by his heroic German Shepherds while out for a nighttime run in the woods

‘Magraw got behind me and magee in front, they both growled louder, and all of a sudden I got the impression I was being herded.’: High school student saved from a mountain lion by his heroic German Shepherds while out for a nighttime run in the woods

'No screens, 6AM wakeup, bus ride, the whole nine yards': Homeschool kid begs mom to let him try public school, she insists they do 'trial day' at home

'No screens, 6AM wakeup, bus ride, the whole nine yards': Homeschool kid begs mom to let him try public school, she insists they do 'trial day' at home

‘We got a message that they would like him back “for a few days”, because one of their girls weren’t pregnant like they thought she was.’: A couple’s maine coon adoption turns to conflict after the cattery owner wants the cat to come back and breed

‘We got a message that they would like him back “for a few days”, because one of their girls weren’t pregnant like they thought she was.’: A couple’s maine coon adoption turns to conflict after the cattery owner wants the cat to come back and breed

'It’s always a struggle for him': Dad complains when mom asks him to watch 1 and 2-year-old for 30 minutes while she cooks dinner after work

'It’s always a struggle for him': Dad complains when mom asks him to watch 1 and 2-year-old for 30 minutes while she cooks dinner after work