funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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one time my sister's cat pretended he was dying because my sister had a baby and it was getting more attention than he did. i like how you used he for the cat and it for the baby.

"He" or "It"?

funny tweets worst interview lol interview twitter | tweet by so_bad_ass went an interview really hungover interviewer came meet and show room, she held out her hand guiding way my hungover state stood up and held her hand! Both us were too embarrassed let go so walked interview room hand hand.

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Funny tweet that reads, "No matter how bad things get I remind myself I could be trapped in a pyramid scheme convinced I'm a business owner"

#BossBabe

funniest parenting tweets of the week | tweet by mommajessiec 's amazing humans can learn something new everyday example, every Tuesday my husband learns our son has soccer practice at 6

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 19th, 2020)

Funny random memes and tweets | perfect politician doesn't exis VOTE. RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE UP LET DOWN SAY GOODBYE RUN AROUND DESERT MAKE CRY TELL LIE HURT. tweet by joshmcconnell pizza joint went framed hole wall men's washroom and called Fragile Masculinity Fragile masculinity Artist Unknown 2018 2015

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funny tweets about being in your 20's | tweet by MattTheBrand my favorite thing about being my twenties is constantly not living up my potential

Funny Tweets About Being In Your Twenties That Are, Unfortunately, Way Too Relatable

Funny memes and tweets about dogs | dog breaking through wall Open bag snack another room My dog. drakeposting sully from monsters inc. eating same meal two days row My dog eating same thing 8 years row

Bunch Of Doggo Memes For Those Havin' A Ruff Day

Funny random memes and tweets | spongegar primitive spongebob ur dressing room and someone jiggles door handle. glitched sims character in hot tub simsgonewrong: Come, sit down. his eyes say 'bedroom but his hands say 'hospital'

Bunch Of Miscellaneous Memes For Optical Consumption

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Funny random memes and tweets | watching people wanna be friends with talk about things l'm interested. spongebob superhero during 2010s makes zero progress with my life 2020s: Wanna see do again?

Bunch Of Random Memes That Got Us Chuckling

funny meme about netflix you, penn badgely, three toxic people looking at each other

Got 'Em

Funny relationship tweets | tweet by robfromonline crazy before dating apps only way meet someone bump headfirst into them while carrying huge stack important papers

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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Funny twitter thread about Dan Sheehan ordering a sweater and receiving knitting materials and yarn, funny tweets and puns about knitting | tweet by ltsDanSheehan Losing my mind because ordered thought very affordable wool sweater like Chris Evans Knives Out obviously Norwegian website and got raw materials necessary create said sweater myself. they ikead sweater oh my god fucking dying at this Or dyeing

Accidental Yarn Purchase Inspires Hilarious Pun-Filled Twitter Thread

Funny random memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts | timmy's dad from fairly odd parents pointing aggressively at his butt: Nobody: Instagram models. Well well, well If isn't problems i tried escape by taking nap

Thirty-Nine Silly Memes For The Soulless Sad Sacks

Funny random tweets | tweet by brendohare will have 4 blueberry muffins dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us having them dinner

Dumb Twitter Nuggets Full Of Comedic Gold

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Funny tweet about the reasons one might not like getting their photo taken, which includes feeling deeply self-conscious | when i say please don't take a picture of me it's not because i'm being bitchy and stubborn it's because if i see that picture i will seriously feel so bad about myself and think i am the ugliest thing on earth

Wow Didn't Expect To Be This Personally Attacked

women edits ex's out of photos | tweet by hexappeal 10 will edit ex out photo serious inquiries only. side by side photo one shows a couple with a dog on a blanket in a park the second is the same photo with the man missing.

Woman On Twitter Edits People’s Toxic Exes Out Of Photos