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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

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funny tweets about not having money - cover pic tweet about wanting to have a house by age 25 | Jonwayne O @jonwayne Age 20 5 years going own benz and have my house paid off. Age 25 know Patricia? Make TWO mexican pizzas. 10:39 AM 15 Feb 2016

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband stealing covers and wife sending him downstairs so she can steal them back

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Funny random memes and tweets | and group friends are pale AF and burn very easily @zacsaffron crowd on bleachers sitting along a single column of shade | she thinks she looks like she looks like my eyes fancy burger vs ugly burger

Twenty-Seven Funny Memes For When Life Gets Dull

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funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

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tweets of how god created animals | Nathan Buckley @duplicitron God made raccoons he like do want be an old timey burglar or trash digger. Too slow both now. RETWEETS LIKES 3,599 5,898 1:55 PM 18 May 2013

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funniest tweets written by women - cover pic about the pill being like an advent calendar | tweet by sophie @sophieeewhite7 pill is kinda like mini advent calendar u think about

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funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer

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funniest relationship tweets - cover pic wife complaining about energetic husband | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 hate my husband wakes up with too much energy just want relax. He's all Let's clean garage, let's go Lowe's get new BBQ, let's paint bathroom about "let's get divorce 8:45 PM Jul 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone >

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pictures of dad who went viral for matching his ties to his face masks every day

Dad Goes Viral For Matching Face Masks With Ties Each Day

Funny random memes | hate someone hate someone throws walrus at my grandma | Kylie Jenner last night had cereal with milk first time. life changing KylieJenner 2d Joseph Shepherd @JosephAShepherd Replying KylieJenner Girl lying had cereal with milk on April 25, 2013 and posted on Instagram. kyliejenner

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funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

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Funny tweets. twitter fun | tweet by jeremysmiles So many homophobes turn out be secretly gay nervous secretly giant spider

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Funny random tweets | virginia McMurdo @VirginiaMcMurdo glad my New Year's Resolution 2020 wipe my counters down after every meal, instead ofI WANT tRaVel MoRe 3:07 PM 7/21/20 Twitter Android

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27-year-old pushes back when her fiancé insists on moving 3 hours away from her job for a quirky, remote house, risking her career: ‘He really thinks I’m being dramatic about this and I’ll just “figure it out”’

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