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Tumblr Thread: Becoming an Ant God

It stands to reason that if you saw a circle of ants chanting your name, you wouldn't just ignore it. Well, you shouldn't ignore ants in general; that's how you get ants. But still, if they formed a tiny circle and started praising you, it would be hard to let go. This tumblr thread takes the premise to its logical conclusion of roommate disputes being fought through the lens of ant holy war. Here's another good one about tumblr imagining aliens being fought off by wildlife.

tumblr thread on becoming a god of ants | cerothenull S quinnred probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath why can't humans be summoned by ants answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if bunch ants formed circle my house l'd certainly notice, try figure out where they'd all come and possibly wreak destruction there. | weasowl 's why knowing and correctly pronouncing true name is so important ritual. Imagine impossible would be not go take look if
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25 Amusing Tweets In Which God Seems Like The Class Clown

You don't have to be religious to appreciate this funny tweets regarding God's antics upstairs. From the creation of weird animals to marveling at the mess that He (or She) cooked up, these jokes are on fire. If you're interested in more fun Twitter content, check this out

Funny tweets about god | God are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk almonds God gave them, like, 8 animals get milk they dont like milk God mockingly tHey DonT LiKe miLk flips table. GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: 10 lol GOD: 15 ANGEL *mouthful pizza* 25 GOD: 30 CENTIPEDE tearing up stop giving legs look stupid GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL ANGEL: LMAO
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Funny Tweets about God Making Animals

The features and behaviors of different animals are so varied and weird and specific that it makes you wonder what kind of thinking would have went into them. A lot of these tweets about animal designs feel like a real "5 pm on a friday" kind of job. People put a lot of thought into how god would've made plants and animals.

Funny joke tweets about how god designed animals | tweet by tricycle_champ [god making bats] GOD: just like hairy black potato with wings ANGEL: um GOD: ANGEL: god? GOD: also sleeps upside down like an idiot
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22 Christian Memes For The Believers

Atheists, you may want to skip this gallery - these are for the Catholic believers who need a little bit of relatable humor that's more on the wholesome side. So without further ado, hail Mary, scroll down, and then click here for some more dank Christian memes!

Funny memes about Catholicism | waiter: would like drink? Jesus: water is fine Jesus: laughing Leonardo Dicaprio | Hey, this is God and watching Disney Channel @EpicChristianMemes lightning shaped like Mickey Mouse
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Tumblr Thread: A Death God that's Not a Bad Guy

This thread asks the question, why would any God of Death every really need to be a bad guy? Why feel the need to speed things up if it's guaranteed to win in the end? These Tumblr users flesh out the idea of a death who's not that bad of a person. For some more creative tumblr musings on life and death and gods, here's a story about a selfless farmer with a heart of gold, as well as a tumblr thread on demons bonding over sandwiches.

Tumblr thread about death good being a good guy | mikkeneko concept death god is actually surprisingly supportive and on side good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies will lead kingdom growing and thriving instead being destroyed, because more kingdom grows more people there are, and more people there are more people will eventually die, and an immortal god death know there's no need rush get them all end mikkeneko like responses on this post are cleanly split between "hey this is gr
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'Missing Piece' Memes Reveal What's Lacking In Peoples' Lives

Ever think there's something missing from your life? A dark void that needs to be filled? Some people need a bucket of chicken wings and others need 500 million dollars. Sometimes all a person needs is just one piece to feel complete. In 2018, meme-maker Alexis Burelo revealed that God was missing from his life in an image depicting a puzzle-person holding their one missing piece. Since then, people have reposted way less intense variations of the meme across the internet. We've collected some of the funniest examples of this format, and if this list is any indication, seems like a lot of people online need girlfriends.

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Stupid Memes, Relatable Memes, Missing Piece Memes, Depressing Memes | Sometimes person needs is just one piece gomemes garlic bread | sometimes, all man needs his life is one missing piece big tiddy goth gf futt doomer girl
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'Missing Piece' Memes Reveal What's Lacking In Peoples' Lives

Ever think there's something missing from your life? A dark void that needs to be filled? Some people need a bucket of chicken wings and others need 500 million dollars. Sometimes all a person needs is just one piece to feel complete. In 2018, meme-maker Alexis Burelo revealed that God was missing from his life in an image depicting a puzzle-person holding their one missing piece. Since then, people have reposted way less intense variations of the meme across the internet. We've collected some of the funniest examples of this format, and if this list is any indication, seems like a lot of people online need girlfriends.

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Stupid Memes, Relatable Memes, Missing Piece Memes, Depressing Memes | Sometimes person needs is just one piece gomemes garlic bread | sometimes, all man needs his life is one missing piece big tiddy goth gf futt doomer girl
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'Missing Piece' Memes Reveal What's Lacking In Peoples' Lives

Ever think there's something missing from your life? A dark void that needs to be filled? Some people need a bucket of chicken wings and others need 500 million dollars. Sometimes all a person needs is just one piece to feel complete. In 2018, meme-maker Alexis Burelo revealed that God was missing from his life in an image depicting a puzzle-person holding their one missing piece. Since then, people have reposted way less intense variations of the meme across the internet. We've collected some of the funniest examples of this format, and if this list is any indication, seems like a lot of people online need girlfriends.

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Stupid Memes, Relatable Memes, Missing Piece Memes, Depressing Memes | Sometimes person needs is just one piece gomemes garlic bread | sometimes, all man needs his life is one missing piece big tiddy goth gf futt doomer girl
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'Missing Piece' Memes Reveal What's Lacking In Peoples' Lives

Ever think there's something missing from your life? A dark void that needs to be filled? Some people need a bucket of chicken wings and others need 500 million dollars. Sometimes all a person needs is just one piece to feel complete. In 2018, meme-maker Alexis Burelo revealed that God was missing from his life in an image depicting a puzzle-person holding their one missing piece. Since then, people have reposted way less intense variations of the meme across the internet. We've collected some of the funniest examples of this format, and if this list is any indication, seems like a lot of people online need girlfriends.

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Stupid Memes, Relatable Memes, Missing Piece Memes, Depressing Memes | Sometimes person needs is just one piece gomemes garlic bread | sometimes, all man needs his life is one missing piece big tiddy goth gf futt doomer girl
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Satan's Instagram Is Full Of Funny As Hell One-Liners

We live in an age where everyone and everything is on social media. In fact, it's weird to meet someone nowadays who doesn't have an Instagram account, which apparently, includes Satan. Yes, that's right, there's an Instagram account run by Mr. Hellfire himself. Filled with cutting one-liners and insulting, but inspiring quips, it turns Satan is quite the wordsmith. And not quite as evil as you might expect. Check out some of the funniest posts we found on the @s8n Instagram account, and decide whether or not he lives up to his bad-boy hype.

satans funny instagram account | thumbnail Text - Satan @s8n Mary : I'm pregnant Joseph : we haven't even had sex? Mary : uhh yeah it's Gods baby, it's a miracle.
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God's Will: Tweets Explaining How God Created Animals

Old but gold! And sometimes, it's just a joy to reminisce on how simple things were back in the day. In the days of young Twitter and Tweets describing the almighty one went to create each animal.  

We can understand that being a creator of universes is hard work. Still, though -- certain members of the Animal Kingdom really make you wonder what the heck God was thinking when he put them together. Come on; a poisonous beaver with a duck's bill that lays eggs? You can't tell us that didn't involve some celestial alcohol. Here are 20 tweets from "God created animals" trying to explain what God must've been thinking when he made various animals.

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tweets of how god created animals | Nathan Buckley @duplicitron God made raccoons he like do want be an old timey burglar or trash digger. Too slow both now. RETWEETS LIKES 3,599 5,898 1:55 PM 18 May 2013
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Christian Memes For Your Day Of Worship

While these memes are about Christianity and the ol' bible, you don't have to worship Jesus to enjoy 'em. Anyone who is involved with institutionalized religion knows there's much to laugh about. And what better way to poke fun at religion than with funny Christian memes for zealots and atheists alike?

Funny dank christian memes, funny christian tweets, church, the bible | jules @cowboycasanovo can noooooot stop thinking about this photo my uncle shared on FB with 100% unironic intent Will Heal Philippines wan rand whole WORLD AMEN | God confronting Cain re tryin pull Nothin made with mematic Toy Story Woody holding dismembered arm
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Tumblr Turns Ant Thread Into A Holy War

So it started with a goofy observation on ants getting your attention, and then someone gave it some more thought and re-characterized this whole thing as you taking on the God role in an ant war. A simple story prompt or small idea can spin into a whole thing, like this Tumblr thread about wildlife fighting off an alien invasion or this short story about lies making scars. For short bursts of creative weirdness  here a bunch of Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr thread about being ant god resulting in ant war | cerothenull S quinnred probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath why can't humans be summoned by ants answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if bunch ants formed circle my house l'd certainly notice, try figure out where they'd all come and possibly wreak destruction there. | weasowl 's why knowing and correctly pronouncing true name is so important ritual. Imagine impossible would be not go ta
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Purrity: Blessed Images Of Holy Cats

What if cats are actually a higher power, here on Earth, to help guide us? Or to simply have us worship them?

Turns out, that was totally believed that back in ancient Egypt! They believed that cats held a bit of divine energy within them.

But maybe they were truly onto something that has since escaped the human eye...only for it to be revealed in a series of photos such as this. 

Are cats a higher power? Check out the pics down below and decide for yourselves. We're going with "heck yeah!"

cats sacred holiness pics funny cool god godly animals spiritual power | grey cat standing in a window in front of a church building so that it looks as if the cat is wearing a cross on its head, cat sitting on a kitchen counter in front a light source appearing to glow cast in light shadow
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