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This thread asks the question, why would any God of Death every really need to be a bad guy? Why feel the need to speed things up if it's guaranteed to win in the end? These Tumblr users flesh out the idea of a death who's not that bad of a person. For some more creative tumblr musings on life and death and gods, here's a story about a selfless farmer with a heart of gold, as well as a tumblr thread on demons bonding over sandwiches.

Old but gold! And sometimes, it's just a joy to reminisce on how simple things were back in the day. In the days of young Twitter and Tweets describing the almighty one went to create each animal.  

We can understand that being a creator of universes is hard work. Still, though -- certain members of the Animal Kingdom really make you wonder what the heck God was thinking when he put them together. Come on; a poisonous beaver with a duck's bill that lays eggs? You can't tell us that didn't involve some celestial alcohol. Here are 20 tweets from "God created animals" trying to explain what God must've been thinking when he made various animals.

Enjoy the memories!

While these memes are about Christianity and the ol' bible, you don't have to worship Jesus to enjoy 'em. Anyone who is involved with institutionalized religion knows there's much to laugh about. And what better way to poke fun at religion than with funny Christian memes for zealots and atheists alike?

So it started with a goofy observation on ants getting your attention, and then someone gave it some more thought and re-characterized this whole thing as you taking on the God role in an ant war. A simple story prompt or small idea can spin into a whole thing, like this Tumblr thread about wildlife fighting off an alien invasion or this short story about lies making scars. For short bursts of creative weirdness  here a bunch of Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

You don't have to be religious to appreciate this funny tweets regarding God's antics upstairs. From the creation of weird animals to marveling at the mess that He (or She) cooked up, these jokes are on fire. 

What if cats are actually a higher power, here on Earth, to help guide us? Or to simply have us worship them?

Turns out, that was totally believed that back in ancient Egypt! They believed that cats held a bit of divine energy within them.

But maybe they were truly onto something that has since escaped the human eye...only for it to be revealed in a series of photos such as this. 

Are cats a higher power? Check out the pics down below and decide for yourselves. We're going with "heck yeah!"

The features and behaviors of different animals are so varied and weird and specific that it makes you wonder what kind of thinking would have went into them. A lot of these tweets about animal designs feel like a real "5 pm on a friday" kind of job. People put a lot of thought into how god would've made plants and animals.

Have you been searching for signs of God? Here are 14.

It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

"Did you mean giraffe to look like that?" - When a 3rd-grade teacher asked her class to write letters to God, the results were deeply relatable and hilarious.  

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