jesus

Jesus is a figure in ancient history that is the focal point of one of the largest religions in the world. So it's natural tat any number of jokes and memes come out of a being so famous and well-known. From RaptorJesus to classic memes, there's something for everyone for the father of Christianity.

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Pic of a Google search that reads, "Can Jesus..." with auto-populated fields about whether he can microwave a burrito

These Are Very Important Questions

Tweet that reads, "[Before Christian rock was invented] *In mosh pit* Wish I could do this for the Lord"

Praise The Lord In Every And Any Circumstance

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15 Righteous Jesus Memes That'll Save You From Eternal Hellfire

Caption that reads, "Jesus scares" above a pic of a church sign that appears to read the same, next to an illustration of Jesus sneaking up on Mary as if to scare her

Don't Sneak Up On Me Like That, Christ

Uber Eats banner that says "Be prepared to meet Jesus outside" with caption that reads, "Did Uber Eats just threaten me??"

Judgment Day Is Here

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Caption that reads, "I'm sure this sculpture is supposed to be a statement on consumer culture or something, but all I can see if Jesus and Lenin trying REALLY HARD to make this whole co-parenting thing work as they take Mickey to his first day Kindergarten" above a pic of a statue of Lenin, Mickey Mouse and Jesus all holding hands

Is This Real

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30 Funny AF Memes To Keep You Sufficiently Entertained

Funny meme about friend who never goes out going out.

It's A Miracle

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17 Dank Christian Memes That'll Float You On Up To Heaven

Funny meme about jesus dying for our sins.

Sound Logic

Caption that reads, "When autocorrect hits you with 'holyshot'" above a pic of a Jesus figurine playing basketball with two figurine-kids

'That Was A Ducking Good One, Jesus!'

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Caption that reads, "'I'm single because the Lord has someone special waiting for me;' The Lord: ..." above a photoshopped pic of Jesus making a skeptical face

This Some BS

Caption that reads, 'You guys better start praying" above a pic of an Iron Man action figure with a figurine of Jesus inside of it

Repent, REPENT

Pic of a math equation where the answer is 'sin' above a pic of of people trying to hold Jesus back while they're telling him to calm down

'Hold Me Back Bro'

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Caption that reads, "I'd love to go back in time and blow people's minds with my incredible knowledge" above an illustration of a modern guy sitting among people from Jesus' time who are asking, "But how do you make this 'electricity?' Modern guy replies, "I don't know"

This 'Electricity' Business Sounds Like BS To Me...

Caption that reads, "This Jesus statue looks like Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange" above a statue in a church of the same description

Huh, Yeah It Does