just don't mess with his dog

Now, I'm largely against the deification of any public figures. It's much too far a leap to idolize an individual based on their public persona. Look at Elon Musk as an example. A few years back, the internet treated him as some sort of real-life Tony Stark. An individual who was fighting for a brighter technological future for the world. But guess what? He ended up being an unhinged, cringe, attention-seeking megalomaniac. Never take famous people at face value. That being said, I'm willing to…

Hold on to your pencils

You already know what it is, it's your boy Stephen with a brand new show on Cracked where he absolutely eviscerates your favorite films. Uh, yeah, he's going there. This week on the Skewer Stick is everyone's new favorite action flick, John Wick: Chapter 4 . Prepare to get skewered (WARNING: SPOILER ALERTS AHEAD).

Everyone (including myself) has been ooh-ing and ahh-ing over John Wick: Chapter 4. The action-packed installment was a thrilling ride with a solid cast of characters. And I guess it got the fine folks at Cracked thinking: What if we made John Wick, but with a budget of just $20? Well, they did it. This rendition of the first John Wick film is definitely lower in the budget zone, but might rate higher on the “funny” scale. We love a bargain.

The John Wick films have been a pretty wild and bloody ride. And with last week's release of J ohn Wick: Chapter 4, fans are having to say goodbye to a beloved hero. The reluctance to bid this iconic character adieu is a testament to the cult status of Chad Stahelski's films, just like the fact that Chapter 4 pulled a whopping $73.5 million in its opening weekend. As someone who contributed to that $73.5 million, I have to say, the goodbye is bittersweet. While it's hard to say that the film is…

You have to admit, this theory is pretty good

He's still wholesome

"No wife, no dog, no home. You have nothing, John..." except these memes!

Who couldn't love this dude?

Thanks.

Bonding.

Money money moneyyy!

Doggos and Keanu? Yes please.

A necessary study.