It ain't all bad

Lending a paw to blow off some steam

You're (probably) not at death's door

Why do these pets have nicer apartments than us

At least we don't look like them

My customer service voice is not a reflection of who I am as a person.

To say life isn't fair would be an understatement. I'm currently juggling a million responsibilities, the existential dread of the era, and trying not to absorb the pain of everyone else and everything else that currently surrounds me. It's really difficult to keep it all together. Add that to the prohibitively high cost of therapy and a psychiatrist, and the cocktail isn't one that really makes one feel loosened up. The depression gives way to anxiety, which makes me so tired that it turns bac…

Lots of scoops of serotonin to go around.

Spot on

He's my good time boy, my ride or die soldier, the big cheese

Goals.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Til death do us part, babyyyy

Happens to the best of us

You probably didn't even get to drink your coffee while it was still hot today—you deserve a memes break.

That was quick