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![New hire "Lisa" tries to get 32-year-old star employee fired because of how good she is at her job: 'HR caught her, [Lisa's] now on thin ice'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
New hire "Lisa" tries to get 32-year-old star employee fired because of how good she is at her job: 'HR caught her, [Lisa's] now on thin ice'
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21-year-old's best friend mocks her boyfriend for being broke, he calls her out for always "forgetting" her wallet: 'From that day forward, I would never cover anything for her again'
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17-year-old warns he will move out after mom and stepdad demand they act more like a family: 'My stepfather would act like I was doing something wrong by existing'
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Mom protests when brother agrees to babysit 1-year-old and 3-year-old nephews, backs out when partner's surgery is rescheduled: 'It would be too short notice to take the day off'
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UPDATE: 'I chose to leave. I gave his ring back and told him we’re done': 27-year-old calls off engagement after her fiancé insists on buying a remote cottage 3 hours away from her job, risking her career
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