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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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'My position has been eliminated': New homeowner closes on deal on first house, only to be fired from his job 15 minutes later
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Harvard PhD graduate insults his roommate's “lesser college” degree, then gets exposed when he struggles to figure out how to use the new can opener: ‘I’d find mangled cans in the garbage’
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'I am in shock': Candidate interviews for a sales role and gets rejected, company founders impressed by response and decide their talents deserve a custom position
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'Three days later, I received eviction papers': Entitled landlord tries to evict California woman with service dog from pet-friendly property because she is scared of it
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Cute ‘not my cat’ wholesomely saunters in to dog-lover’s home, adopts his giant German Shepherd, and now the two take daily naps together: ‘Welp this wasn’t my cat’
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