oh god why

That Isn't Weird or Creepy or Anything at All

This Terrifying Accident Looks Like Some Kind of Hollywood Stunt Gone Wrong

Witness a Local Trade Group Where NO ONE Understands Basic Arithmetic

The Insane Free Climbing Skills of Alex Honnold

Things Get Sad and Awkward When a Guy Gets Stabbed in the Middle of a Metal Show

A Detroit Area Pig Gets Arrested, Proceeds to Take a Colossal Dump in a Cop Car

He Claims He's Made the Strongest Cup in Existence, and He'll Take a Bullet to the Crotch to Prove it

Some People Get Really, REALLY Involved in Their Cosplay

These Guys Have Mastered the Ability to Tackle Beehives With Their Bare Hands

An Evil Genius Replaced Metallica's Best Drums With the Awful "St. Anger" Garageband Sounds

You've Gone too Far, Bro

Nightmare Fuel of the Day: Woman Bitten By Black Widow Spider Hiding in Bag of Grapes

Hang On, Gotta Feed the Meter

You Must Respect The Pizza

Probably the Worst Vowel Switch Possible

Oreo Doughnut Holes, Because You Need the Diabetes and You Need it NOW