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Record of the Day: 120-pound Woman Eats 216 Ounces of Steak in Under 20 Minutes

Scare of the Day: Angry Gorilla Rams Into Glass at Nebraska Zoo

A Terrifying Ride on a Ukrainian Ski Lift

Ben and Jerry's is Unleashing an Ice Cream Burrito on Us Just in Time for 4/20

Bacon Fried Oreos: Because You Didn't Want to Live a Long Life Anyway

This Dude Made Love to a Tree and Tried to Stab a Cop Because of a Terrible New Drug

Yes, That's a Spaghetti Sandwich.

Nothing is Sadder Than the Comments on NASA's Facebook

Backflips and Rodeos Just Don't Mix

We're Going to Kindly Ask You to Stop Doing This, Buzzfeed

Can't Read, Cringing too Hard

Thank God We Can't See That Picture

Time to Just Leave Social Media Forever After This One

Slacklining is All Well and Good, but Why do You Have to Bring Deadly Reptiles into it?

Nobody Freaks Out Over an Amusement Park Ride Quite Like This

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