president

The president. The head honcho, the big boss. The man in the high castle. Wherever or whoever it is, the president of anything is a striking figure. So lets joke a bit about them and bring them back down to Earth.

But It Was Bush's fault!

Greetings from Theodore Roosevelt

Man, I hope I get Gryffindore!

Breaking News - President Obama discusses "Clean Coal" for naughty kids with new Climate Change Czar

We go to the moon not because it is easy, but because it pisses off the Russians!

First Bush was Hitler, now Obama is Hitler.

Breaking News - President Obama entered the Matrix today in a last ditch effort to stimulate the failing US economy.........

I'm playing the world's saddest song On the world's smallest violin just for you.

Looks Like Tubgirl to Me!

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia, poem write you.

I Was Dead Joking

Don't Be a Coward, Hawking!

The "Dead" Thing Is Sorta the Clincher, Eh?

I know, Jon and Kate's divorce tore me up too.

Excellent Mr. President. Can you do an orangatang?

HOOTERS! ...heh heh...