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A Florida Man Known as "Fat Boy" Hides His Drug Stash in Exactly the Place a Guy Called "Fat Boy" Would

Every Time You Feel Like You've Failed in Life, Just Remember That This Man Has Been Arrested for Trying to Have Sex With a Pool Raft. Four Times.

See, I Thought You Were Supposed to Toss the Salad...

So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?

Every Time You Feel Like You've Failed in Life, Just Remember That This Man Has Been Arrested for Trying to Have Sex With a Pool Raft. Four Times.

So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?

Just Another Day in the Neighborhoodq

This is the Digital Equivalent of "Returning to the Scene of the Crime"

Idiots DO in Fact Have a Single Common Ancestor

The Location of This Story is Really What Makes it Perfect

These Deer Are Going to Have a Really Hard Time Getting Served

Santa Claus Here Wanted to Pay His Ex-Wife a Visit Through the Chimney

It's a Miracle Nobody Was Hurt by This Rogue Flying Buzzsaw Blade. Let Me Repeat That: Buzz. Saw. Blade.

It Looked Like Another Ordinary News Report, but This Newsbomber Decided to Drink a Very Special Cocktail

Take a Good Look: This is Where 20 MILLION Bees Accidentally Got Loose in Philadelphia

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