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This Artist Was Arrested for Sexual Exhibitionism After Tying a Rooster to His, Well, Rooster

This Idiot Teen Took a Video of Himself Driving Like a Maniac and Causing Traffic Accidnets, so of COURSE it Needs to go to Youtube

Things Get Way too Real at This Waffle House

You've Had Some Fun Drinking Nights, but You've Probably Never Been "Hang Yourself Out to Dry" Drunk

The Birds Are Pissed and the People Are Scared

Show a Little Self-Respect and Ask for a Grand Next Time

This Might be a Sign You Need to Grow Up

It's Not a Holster

Maybe Adding a Little Relish Will Smooth Things Out?

Only in America Could an Accidental Refill Cost You Your Job

This Moose Hates Snowmobiles Just as Much as the Rest of Us

Only in America Could an Accidental Refill Cost You Your Job

We Lost a Good Caboose That Day

The Royal Jewels Are Serious Business and This Story Proves it

This Woman Attempted to Befriend a Gator. Guess How Well That Went.

Bacon Has Been Used for Evil. By a Woman Named Crispi. You Can't Make This Up.