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Shake those rocks in your head around a bit, a watch your stony face crumble. It's time to rock out with a geologists favorite band - the Rolling Stones, and feel your sides ache at these hilarious rock jokes and puns.
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Parents and 20-year-old brother insist that 18-year-old university student give $2700 of her own savings for her school to her brother to pay for his rent debt: ‘He owes $2,700 in rent and my mom expects me to cover it’
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Man on a trip finds a random cat inside his bag, calls his wife and daughter, who are meanwhile looking for their lost family cat, and discovers that it's the family cat who climbed into his bag and didn't make a sound: 'Don't bother [looking for him]'
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Family’s Florida vacation beach day ruined by entitled kid and his mom falsely accuse sisters of stealing a sand bucket: ‘My 4-year-old daughter was making a sand castle with her older sister, a kid walks over and says, "That's my bucket give it back!"’
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Restaurant hostess judges couple on their appearance and misses out on $60 tip: 'My favorite petty revenges are when I get to rub someone's face in their own bad behavior.'
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Lion cub born with a rare disorder and cannot be released into the wild gets paired up with a tiny dachshund who he instantly connects with, the two get separated when the lion grows, leaving the lion heartbroken, so their caretakers reunite them
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