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Satan, not to be mistaken with the lovely fabric. The big guy downstairs used to scare people to walk the straight and narrow for nearly 2000 years. It's about time you find a reason to laugh at him, even just a bit. What do you have to fear, Purgatory? Possibly.

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Let's never forget the iconic moment in South Park when Satan rolled through to break down the basic principle of naturalism to Stan. Guess everyone is trying to fill the void brought on by human existence at some level. 

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Satan's Instagram Is Full Of Funny As Hell One-Liners

We live in an age where everyone and everything is on social media. In fact, it's weird to meet someone nowadays who doesn't have an Instagram account, which apparently, includes Satan. Yes, that's right, there's an Instagram account run by Mr. Hellfire himself. Filled with cutting one-liners and insulting, but inspiring quips, it turns Satan is quite the wordsmith. And not quite as evil as you might expect. Check out some of the funniest posts we found on the @s8n Instagram account, and decide whether or not he lives up to his bad-boy hype.

satans funny instagram account | thumbnail Text - Satan @s8n Mary : I'm pregnant Joseph : we haven't even had sex? Mary : uhh yeah it's Gods baby, it's a miracle.
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Sixteen Metal Memes For Brutal Satan-Worshippers

These memes are for people who like things more on the brutal side. If you like double-bass, growling, sacrificing goats, and worshipping Satan, then you've come to the right place!

Funny memes about metal music | Ds Stac Dorit Women's hairstyling channels KNBLE Metalhead guys looking tips taking care their long hair | Amazing. Due lack pollution covid-19 lockdowns, wild Black Metal bands have returned Scandinavia's forests first time since 90s. Beautiful.
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Sixteen Metal Memes For Brutal Satan-Worshippers

These memes are for people who like things more on the brutal side. If you like double-bass, growling, sacrificing goats, and worshipping Satan, then you've come to the right place!

Funny memes about metal music | Ds Stac Dorit Women's hairstyling channels KNBLE Metalhead guys looking tips taking care their long hair | Amazing. Due lack pollution covid-19 lockdowns, wild Black Metal bands have returned Scandinavia's forests first time since 90s. Beautiful.
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Tumblr Thread: The Cold-Blooded Freak Devil Cave Goat

Tumblr looked at this evolutionary dead-end of a forward-eye-facing cold-blooded cave goat and decided: "good." Sometimes tumblr gets ahold of some biology or history knowledge and extrapolates the ever-loving reality out of it like when they went full mythological science on dragon evolution. For another interesting learning experience here's Tumblr's thread on Kudzu, the monster plant waging war with everything.

Tumblr thread on strange cold-blooded cave goat | RE tilthat Follow TIL cave goat went extinct approx. 5,000 years ago is first known mammal have become cold-blooded. Their bone growth rate is unlike any other mammal, and more similar crocodiles showing slow and adaptive rates environmental temperature. via http ift.tt/2vtQOYg r-evolution-aries Follow goat's binomial name is Myotragus balearicus kind an oddball lot other ways, too, an example being had forward-facing eyes, giving stereoscopic vi
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Satanic 'Tenacious D' Memes Depicting Satan As A 'Huge Fan' Of Jack Black

This new dank meme is for fans of the movie Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, starring Jack Black and Dave Grohl as Satan. You can learn more about it from Know Your Meme, and then click here for last week's Dank Drop featuring our favorite dank memes of the week!

Funny dank memes from 'Tenacious D' entitled, "Well, I Just Wanna Say That I'm A Huge Fan" Jack Black and Satan | J.Hays #BlackLivesMatter @haysjr9 Walmart parking lot watching woman who can't remember where she parked. Every time she holds her remote air honk my horn. 1:24 PM 23 Jun 20 Twitter Android Well just wanna say huge fan. ifunny.co | kid who used remind teacher homework arrives hell* Satan: Well just wanna say huge fan.
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Mom Thinks Sleep Paralysis is Literally Satan

For those not in the know, sleep paralysis is a pretty common phenomenon that's found all across the globe. You find yourself sort of in between being asleep and being awake, like you're conscious, but you can't move or speak. An episode of sleep paralysis can be accompanied by hallucinations that look like a face or figure, and that's commonly referred to as a demon or a visitor. It's pretty god damn scary. Anyway, this person told their mom and it backfired. People mess up, and sometimes that screw up is in their control. Here's a guy who thought a date was a job interview.

Mom thinks sleep paralysis demon is the devil | Posted by u/megs_wags 13 hours ago 2 TIFU by showing my mom drawing my sleep paralysis visitor get sleep paralysis have past few years off and on. Usually every couple months get sleep paralysis dream talked my parents about before fuck up is not they know fuck up is decided try drawing saw over my bed last night. And then sent picture my mom.
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Sixteen Memes That Thank Satan For Ironic Good Deeds

Despite what they might've told you in Sunday school, Satan apparently isn't all bad. At least, according to these memes which were inspired by the 2012 Disney movie Wreck-It Ralph. In this particular scene, Ralph attends a "bad-anon" meeting for video game villains, where he's comforted by a character named Saitine, mispronouncing his name as "Satan." The meme has been used to express gratitude for people and things that are usually bad.

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Funny sank memes entitled, "Thanks, Satan" from the Disney movie 'Wreck It Ralph' | Homeboy is dressed up as Grim Reaper going around telling people breaking quarantine rules go home. Thanks, Satan. | Furries Raise Over $17,000 Australian Bushfire Relief ame at lime Thanks, Satan,
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Fifteen Metal Memes For Those Who Like Things As Brutal As Possible

Attention metalheads: we've gathered up this gallery of memes just for you and we think you're gonna like 'em a lot. If metal isn't really your jam, check out some more general music memes here!

Funny memes about metal | Perry the Platypus Black Metal Death Metal Ferb! This one's looking at both us at same time DUMBMETALMEMES Behemoth | black metal fans see yourself actually look solytherin
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Fifteen Metal Memes For Those Who Like Things As Brutal As Possible

Attention metalheads: we've gathered up this gallery of memes just for you and we think you're gonna like 'em a lot. If metal isn't really your jam, check out some more general music memes here!

Funny memes about metal | Perry the Platypus Black Metal Death Metal Ferb! This one's looking at both us at same time DUMBMETALMEMES Behemoth | black metal fans see yourself actually look solytherin
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Metal Memes For The Satanically Inclined

It may technically be the Lord's day, but that doesn't mean that we can't worship Satan too. Satan needs a little appreciation too, and what better way to show him that than with memes about heavy metal? We think that metalheads and non-metalheads alike will be able to appreciate these brutal sh*tposts!

Funny memes about metal music | play death metal listen everything" friends | "omg, Billie Eilish put spider her mouth, she must be insane" Ozzy Osborne: Pathetic.
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16 Metal Memes That Are Brutal Enough For Satan

Calling all Satan-worshipers, weirdos and straight-up metal snobs: if you've ever felt misunderstood - like no one truly gets the nuances of your music tastes - then these might be the memes for you. Even if you're really not into the metal scene, we think you'll be able to find some amusement in these memes!

metal memes about the band ghost and kendall jenner wearing a slayer shirt | nice see celebrities supporting each other Slayer Kill Kardashians Kendall Jenner | batmobile and the scooby gang van MYSA AVAGHINE Ghost Sounds Ghost is Advertised
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Mistaken Christian Mom Upset By Color Wheel

An outspoken few of us are scouring our lives looking for unwholesome imagery in television, music and apparently, elementary school art exercises. Some real wild stuff gets passed off as legit by mom groups. This misunderstanding had some extra facepalm on it. Fittingly, people made an even bigger mockery of the situation. Being a teacher can be hard especially when it comes to wild parent teacher conferences.

Offended christian mom thinks color wheel is satanic imagery | Elementary Art Teachers K-5th had talk parent today because student concerned color wheel worksheet assigned looked too "satanic had hoped parent would see benign, but after talking with their pastor parent confirmed they didn't feel comfortable having their child complete image all respecting beliefs but completely beside myself! star of david with different colors at the edges
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