Tumblr might seem like an outdated platform to the millennials who abandoned their blogs several years ago, but Tumblr still exists and it's thriving (even without your highly aesthetic sea foam-tinged vaporwave gifs). If you know where to look, there's plenty of gold to be mined from the depths of Tumblr . We've rounded up some of the best posts, funny comments, and shower thoughts for anyone who can't be bothered opening the site.

Facts.

Showering is warm and cozy, and once you get in, you might not want to get out. You can stand in the hot water and just think about nothing at all. Apparently lots of people try to create arguments in their head and try to win them, while others spend their shower time singing. Or, if you're like these big-brained commenters , you can share your shower thoughts with the world from the r/ShowerThoughts subreddit. These thoughts are really and truly random - the kind of thought your mind whips up…

There must be many humans in the world, simultaneously thinking the same thing, but never knowing that their thoughts were parallel.

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Deep down, we're all just Ravenclaw's

Would you still love me if I was a worm?

You can't just put it on the curb side for garbage day, the garbage men will think it's just an empty can. Do you put a note?? What do you doooooo??

What do YOU think about in the shower, is it cats?

A new collection of the top Shower Thoughts from over the past month.

Let's hear it for r/showerthoughts.

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We live in a great big world with all of these features. And it doesn't take a whole lot of cognitive estrangement to realize that this world we live in has some very particular and off-the-wall junk that we totally take for granted. Like how your tongue is just in your mouth, like all the time. Or that a bath is like you making you-flavored soup. To really freak out the squares, here are completely legal but super weird things one can do.

Not so deep thoughts

Big brains all round

I was today years old when I learned these