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Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills

A collection of Twitter replies to people highlighting the pettiest arguments between married couples | tweet by alimscribbles man cannot load dishwasher properly and fundamentally does not understand difference between is recyclable and is not. This is my super villain origin story.

Twitter Users Highlight Petty Arguments Between Married Couples

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Employee's attempt at lying to boss by using photoshop ends up backfiring terribly | posted by sydneyywhitson my coworker called yet again and said she had nail on her tire caused her have flat need everyone stop they're doing and ZOOM NAIL PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS

Employee's Attempt At Lying To Boss Backfires

Guy's Twitter story about Aardvark letter ends with wholesome development | tweet by Clark Neily ConLawWarrior wrote report about aardvarks 2nd grade and got so into them wrote letter stuffed-animal co. suggesting they add one their lineup. About 6mos later got big box w stuffed aardvark and letter saying took suggestion, and named Clark

A Quick Wholesome Aardvark Story

A collection of rare insults that were brutal and creative | posted by Abdu Komilov He looks if u take off his glasses his nose comes off with

Rare Insults That Resulted In Utter Destruction

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A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing stories of their luckiest moments and biggest coincidences | tweet by Harry Balczak lookmahvelous2 My girlfriend years ago wrote quick thank 10 bill tip and months later same bill ended up my hands as change still have bill because coincidence.

Stories That Sound Like Lies But Are True

sugar high score baker makes a cute baby sonic holding sunflower cake then cuts into its face which turns the video into a horrifying display of carnage lol wtf funny

Viral Video Of Sonic Cake Is Cute And Sinister

Woman live tweets a nearby couple's absolutely terrible first date | tweet by Anne Thériault anne_theriault Watching couple on appears be terrible first coffee date at table next Dude is every precious self- involved writer.

Woman Overhears And Live Tweets Terrible First Date

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A collection of Twitter replies to various questions that science has failed to answer | tweet by CookieMan pcook102 #ScienceHasFailedToAnswer why ATMS suggest use caution avoid being robbed while they charge $4 give own money

Twitter Users Share What Science Has Failed To Answer

A collection of liars that got called out for being dishonest pricks on social media | my landlord wants play but he picked wrong tenant IS RESPONSIBILITY actually under Nyc's housing maintenance code, subchapter 2, article 4 landlord is legally obligated eradicate bedbugs

Liars That Need To Drop The Act And Embrace The Truth

A collection of Twitter users try to ruin movies with one word | NathKmf Replying jimmyfallon Pillow Fight Club #RuinAMovieWithOneWord

Twitter Users Ruin A Movie With One Word

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A collection of creative and brutal insults from various people online | tweet by TheCoolTeacher_ Y'all class. Kids are working, talking and whatnot hear this like plunger. Always bringing up old shit I HOLLERED.

Creative And Ruthless Insults That Brought The Heat

A collection of people share their worst date experiences from the decade | tweet by Jodie_K_ Replying jonoread travelled Manchester London and got stood up, 2 weeks later got message say sorry but he'd been arrested

People Share Their Worst Dates From The Past Decade

annoying trends from the past decade: ben stiller in the movie zoolander

Most Annoying Trends of the 2010s

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A collection of Twitter replies to what people did when they woke up on January 1st | Andy Roberts Pulp Writer @AndrewRoberts66 #IWokeUpOnJanuary1stAnd Went back sleep again.

Twitter Users Share Their January 1st Experiences

Guy on Twitter explains what it looks like when a movie actually fails | tweet by Nash076 Do actually know technical meaning bomb" is film? Because Rise Skywalker didn't bomb s on track pull at least billion s at $725 mil now s made back its budget and 's going turn profit s not bomb.

Star Wars Inspires Twitter Discussion On Movie Failures