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Steak-Umm shares a Twitter thread about Valentine's Day that reads like a fever dream | tweet by Steak Steak-umm -umm @steak_umm picture this on first date. they ask if like twitter face immediately lights up. they smile and ask favorite account is. without hesitation word "steak-umm" leaves lips. steak-umm? they ask, confused reach water but 's empty

Twitter Thread: Steak-Umm's Valentine's Date Fever Dream

Funny moments of people being ignorant | did beyonce go #1 100 countries there's only 7? africa, europe, asia and cant remember rest

Moments of Facepalm to Boost that Self-Esteem

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Woman gets followed home by a few creepy guys getting off the train, and a stranger helps her out | W Black Professor @Wonderbitch82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us. 8:24 PM 07 Feb 20 Twitter Android 58.9K Retweets 373K Likes

Woman Gets Followed Home, Stranger Helps Her Out

Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her creepy house and gets roasted on Twitter | white house with no furniture and weird architecture tweet by zack @daly_zack Replying KimKardashian pls put some things ur house freaks out

Kim Kardashian Posts Pics Of House, Gets Roasted

Twitter users share things that they learned in their 20s | tweet by Michael m @quickbear Don't blindly trust doctors. Do own research, advocate yourself My20sTaughtMe

Lessons People Learned In Their 20s

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A collection of times that New Zealand kept it cool on social media | tweet by New Zealand Police heard elf on shelf, now get ready. cat in a police hat. Don't be guy weather changes mysterious ways but don't have Please use indicator.

New Zealand Police Keeping It Hip On Social Media

Clever comebacks from witty individuals | if get married going refer my husband as "my first husband remind him he is easy replace should make him happy knowing there's way out. Twitter Books @TwitterBooks Last book made cry Sprinklr Replying TwitterBooks University Physics with Modern Physics 14th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger Freedman Roger Freedman @RogerFreed No doubt tears joy.

Clever Comebacks From Savage Silver Tongues

video of a waitress standing by a seated couple in a restaurant

Waitress Tells Police To Let Customer Finish Eating

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Funny Lisa Simpson presentation meme about when your friend sends you a meme on Instagram and the account is private | I cannot see the post you sent me because the account was private

And I'm Not Going To Follow The Account Either

Twitter users combine the last TV shows they watched with video games for crossovers | tweet by JewelKnightJess *Commissions 0 v @JewelKnightJess last TV show watched is now getting crossover with last videogame played

Twitter Users Combine Last TV Shows They Watched With Video Games

Guy's internal monologue discovery ends up ruining his day | tweet by Kyle KylePlantEmoji Fun fact: some people have an internal narrative and some don't As some people's thoughts are like sentences they "hear and some people just have abstract non-verbal thoughts, and have consciously verbalize them And most people aren't aware other type person. lay bed and think don't hear voice? Like, can say complete sentence brain and hear Delivered no just see words. think, can hear voice head? Like, can

Guy's Internal Monologue Discovery Ruins His Day

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Corporate catchphrases get translated by people on Twitter | tweet by Briana McDougall @briana9 Replying delia_p Maybe not insufferable but absolutely love per my last email is code do even know f'ing read?

Actual Meanings Of Corporate Catchphrases

Tweets from various people explaining how they got blocked by famous people | William Shatner @WilliamShatner blocked. vincesrocks Replying vincesrocks and @bertkreischer cause William Shatner @WilliamShat And am not guy green lit Eps 1-3! U Linda Sue @hyannis1952 Replying WilliamShatner This will get some annoyed Star Wars fans Vince @rottenzombiehug directed Star Trek V.

Ways People Got Blocked By Famous People

A Colorado Sheriff's department inspires all kinds of hilarious reactions for ridiculous boulder description | San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder size small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch emergency vehicles area.

Colorado Sheriff's Department Breaks Brains With Boulder Description

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Tweets from people about their pet peeves that they believe should be outlawed | Marcus Smith @LegitBlackSmith #ThereShouldBeALaw makes illegal talk someone prior their first cup coffee.

Infuriating Pet Peeves People Wish Were Illegal

A collection of ridiculously dumb moments from people on Facebook | kid my sister told paper strip thats chocolate kisses where edible and ate them w chocolate like year ili 4 they are WAIT REAL uli Replying why would believe this again. Canadians think titanic real event and not just movie dumb can. really hope kidding lol

Clueless People In Dire Need Of Intelligence