The force is strong with this one

Some very controversial opinions

Evidently, the earthly men are useless

We started reading about astrology in Seventeen and Cosmo back in our teenage-hoods, and some of us have become seriously hooked ever since. There's just something so alluring about matching what's going on in our lives to the stars and planets of the universe. Deciding who's right for us depending on how the stars align seems so magical and simple at the same time. Alas, not everyone wants to hop on the cosmos bandwagon. For some reason, there are loads of haters out there that refuse to accep…

Spice. Not even once.

Gotta go fast

Good vibes all around.

Hey baby, lift that head and get to work.

It sounds like a lot.

Clearly not overcompensating for something

Cool spacesuit Bezos, now pay your taxes.

It's functional, I guess?

Oh, Elon.

Drinks are on the house.

We want to believe. Or do we?

Pretty dang neat.