stairs
Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.
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Young boy falls in love with "stray" cat who visits him daily; vet finds his microchip and reveals he's been abandoned for almost a year, so his new family fights landlord to keep him: 'He is the greatest cat I've ever had'
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Cat owner sues roommates after they kick her off the lease for having cats, judge sides with her and awards $880 in court: 'I was so nervous but felt that I could win'
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‘You don't want me on call? You won't be able to call me’: IT worker tired of years of unpaid emergency duty while colleagues bank €500 monthly, gets instant promotion after vanishing for a weekend by switching numbers and cutting landlines
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HR boss rejects one candidate for being 2 minutes early to the interview instead of 5 minutes, rejects another for wearing brown shoes with a black belt: 'These people had better qualifications than our current team.'
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Guy refuses to help clean apartment, roommate does all the cleaning alone under the promise that she will receive the full security deposit, guy keeps the money anyway: 'Landlord sent me a check for the return of the security deposit, which was $750'
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